RandomGuy. Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 My hairs probably as long as Mays, but instead of growing down it sort of just grew outwards. But somehow its not a complete afro, as the hair sort of hides itself somehow, it only seems to reappear once I wake up and have some insane bed head, a shower sorts it out though. Very strange indeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Where to fucking start. I've been hit with a bottle, had my head stamped on, my front two teeth are crooked from a punch that floored me, I walked with a limp for three days after pulling muscles in my foot kicking some bellend in a petrol station forecourt, I've had a blade pulled on me several times, been hit in the spine with a cosh, had double black eyes, split lips, burst nose, sair baws, headbutted a guy at the same time as he headbutted me and a foot on my throat off the top of my head. So, yeah, I've been in a fight. Whether I'm any good in a fight is another question. 2013 was a lively year round my way, with a neighbour dispute spilling over into violence a couple of times, most memorably with 4 a side outside the building. Say no to violence, kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Where to fucking start. I've been hit with a bottle, had my head stamped on, my front two teeth are crooked from a punch that floored me, I walked with a limp for three days after pulling muscles in my foot kicking some bellend in a petrol station forecourt, I've had a blade pulled on me several times, been hit in the spine with a cosh, had double black eyes, split lips, burst nose, sair baws, headbutted a guy at the same time as he headbutted me and a foot on my throat off the top of my head. So, yeah, I've been in a fight. Whether I'm any good in a fight is another question. 2013 was a lively year round my way, with a neighbour dispute spilling over into violence a couple of times, most memorably with 4 a side outside the building. Say no to violence, kids. You sound lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I like my fights like I like my women. Restricted to the internet and accompanied by a bacon sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Picture of hair please Random Guy. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Where to fucking start. I've been hit with a bottle, had my head stamped on, my front two teeth are crooked from a punch that floored me, I walked with a limp for three days after pulling muscles in my foot kicking some bellend in a petrol station forecourt, I've had a blade pulled on me several times, been hit in the spine with a cosh, had double black eyes, split lips, burst nose, sair baws, headbutted a guy at the same time as he headbutted me and a foot on my throat off the top of my head. So, yeah, I've been in a fight. Whether I'm any good in a fight is another question. 2013 was a lively year round my way, with a neighbour dispute spilling over into violence a couple of times, most memorably with 4 a side outside the building. Say no to violence, kids. #thuglyf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You sound lovely. Whether I sound nice or not wasn't really the point. I was simply being honest. That list was spanning decades from childhood to adulthood and the vast majority of the incidents detailed happened years ago. I grew up in a rough place and went to a rough school, both were places were violence could be visited upon you frequently and without provocation. Several of those incidents were random acts of violence started on me by bawbags while out and about in Glasgow, something which seems all too common sadly. In terms of provocation, the only one of those started by me was the petrol station because some p***k intimidated my wife. Violence isn't big or clever and if you read my post again you'll see it's more or less just a list of injuries I've received, not a glorified list of conquests. I also have brothers and I defy anyone who has brothers never to have been in childhood fights with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 Say no to violence, kids. Seems you don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Where to fucking start. I've been hit with a bottle, had my head stamped on, my front two teeth are crooked from a punch that floored me, I walked with a limp for three days after pulling muscles in my foot kicking some bellend in a petrol station forecourt, I've had a blade pulled on me several times, been hit in the spine with a cosh, had double black eyes, split lips, burst nose, sair baws, headbutted a guy at the same time as he headbutted me and a foot on my throat off the top of my head. So, yeah, I've been in a fight. Whether I'm any good in a fight is another question. 2013 was a lively year round my way, with a neighbour dispute spilling over into violence a couple of times, most memorably with 4 a side outside the building. Say no to violence, kids. Sweet Pete and his burd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You're just saying that because you shat it when I met you on the train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I'd rather have Sweet Pete beside me if bother kicked off than a load of the rest of you tbh. I think you'll find you're more likely to be im bother with him beside you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I'd rather have Sweet Pete beside me if bother kicked off than a load of the rest of you tbh. You haven't seen my calf definition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You haven't seen my calf definition. ^^^ Definitely has calf implants. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Sweet pete would defintely fit in with the the rest of the derry boys. Respect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I'd rather have Sweet Pete beside me if bother kicked off than a load of the rest of you tbh. Is that because while he's getting his c**t kicked in again you'd be able to do a runner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 ^^^ Definitely has calf implants. Do you even lift? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Dundee don't run. They just go down, again and again and again... :D :lol: 8) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Do you even lift? My legs can; upper body... not so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Been involved in one or two scraps in my time, quite often ending up with the silver medal. Talking when I should have been listening was a speciality of mine when younger, as a result receiving a black eye or two over the years. My mates used to have a habit of getting themselves in bother as well, so there was the odd brawl or two. Also been hit by a glass which was rather painful. Worst kicking I received was from a few bouncers. Two of of them had my mate pinned to the floor beating the living f**k out of him, so I took the opportunity to give one of them a size 8 clean in the dish. The rest of them didn't take kindly and dragged me out the back door and knocked the shit out of me. As I said, this was all in my younger days and I haven't been involved in a fight for years. One thing I did learn was that if someone is standing in front if you telling you that they're going to smack you, chances are they're wont. If someone genuinely wants to hit you, then they'll hit you without hesitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Most fights are instigated by women. Scientific fact, I've never been in a fight but the one time I was close to being involved in a fight involved me standing outside a pub talking to my brother when a woman walked over and threw a full pint in my face. I hadn't a fucking clue what had just happened, I looked at my brother, then at the woman who called me an arsehole. I asked her what the f**k that was for and instantly her boyfriend steps in looking for a square go. I'm a small, skinny guy, if I were to fight I'd be incredibly stupid but my brothers girlfriend wasn't giving such fucks and landed a fair uppercut on the woman. Looking back I think that guy was wanting a scrap and needed something to justify it, picked the wrong guy though and Drew Busby (Hearts legend and said pub owner) saw all of this unfold, walked over and politely () "asked" the pair to leave. Haven't seen them again. So, yes, I can confirm that all fights are instigated by woman and that Drew Busby is a barman that you probably want to stay on the good side of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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