BFTD Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Tit wanks. Moar lube required. And bigger boobs, possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Up until I was about 28 I would have said clubs were better but now I much prefer an afternoon sesh and back home about ten with a carry out and a takeaway. If I'm feeling particularly wild I'll go to a pub with a late licence and leave at 1am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Bet you must be shitfairt to leave her side. Yes - gave the clubs etc to my (now ex) brother in law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 The love of golf brought me and the missus together. Her ex loved golf so when he was out for a round I'd pop round to see her for a few holes. Yes - gave the clubs etc to my (now ex) brother in law! Are you shagging your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Are you shagging your sister? Afraid not - she died about a year ago. Her marriage did break down when her hubby started playing golf all the time and she was left as a bored housewife. Come to think of it, my old man died after playing golf one day so golf and me definitely don't mix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Afraid not - she died about a year ago. Her marriage did break down when her hubby started playing golf all the time and she was left as a bored housewife. Come to think of it, my old man died after playing golf one day so golf and me definitely don't mix! And now I feel like a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 And now I feel like a dick. Ha ha - don't worry about it! I'm no Jimmy Savile so she can rest in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Could you not just have a Tracker Bar to see you through until lunchtime? I did consider editing that, but then I thought i'd leave it like a big dod of cheese in a trap. I knew it would be you or Zen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I did consider editing that, but then I thought i'd leave it like a big dod of cheese in a trap. I knew it would be you or Zen. Keep my dick out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Wasn't that the purpose of the countless number of court orders taken out against you? Nothing stood up in court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Nothing stood up in court. You shouldn't have drunk the tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Agreed with all except Instagram. Thinking of setting up an account. Work all over Scotland and its a truly stunning. And despite it being a small country, I find the vast majority of folk haven't seen the best of it. I take pictures of my food because I'm a grade A walloper, but there's a feature on it where you can add a location to where your photos are taken, and it creates a little map so you can see where you've been. That's what I mainly use it for, and it's a great tool to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Chemical castration must've been a b*****d... Only yourself to blame though. Their first album was full of promise but I got lured in by the fold out sleeve triple album second, it was then that I realised that I had wasted my money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Agreed with all except Instagram. Thinking of setting up an account. Work all over Scotland and its a truly stunning. And despite it being a small country, I find the vast majority of folk haven't seen the best of it. Instagram would be pretty good i would think if you go out and see a lot of things as you do then you will enjoy it but don't go adding retards who like taking pictures of their food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I see how you're seeing that It was just a bacon cheeseburger, but it was probably the best bacon cheeseburger I've ever had. Was massive and struggled to finish it. I had the same problem with your mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I had the same problem with your mum So that's what it was, I knew I heard someone else breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 So that's what it was, I knew I heard someone else breathing. Just shows the extend of the problem if between the two of us we had such issues with her. I didn't even know you were there or we could have tried some team moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 PTYGHNTF: Mum jokes! You pair of useless p***ks! (So my Mum said) Jokes? I certainly wasn't laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 She was, when she saw the size of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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