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Just now, SweeperDee said:

 


Compared to Falkirk aye? No bother. The only point of interest in Falkirk is a big fucking wheel; no surprise the culture of Dundee is lost on you. Ciao, diddy.

 

The Dundee waterfront is fine once you wade through the three miles of dogshit, vomit and junkies.

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The Dundee waterfront is fine once you wade through the three miles of dogshit, vomit and junkies.

 

Aye, and the two world renowned universities, multiple art galleries, museums, varied and growing culinary scene, and quite literally anything else that simply wouldn’t be appreciated in a hole like Falkirk. Go and gawk at traffic buddy, it’s 2018 in Dundee.

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Just now, SweeperDee said:

 


Aye, and the two world renowned universities, multiple art galleries, museums, varied and growing culinary scene, and quite literally anything else that simply wouldn’t be appreciated in a hole like Falkirk. Go and gawk and traffic buddy, it’s 2018 in Dundee.

 

Cool, and when you're done paying money for art galleries, maybe do something about the homeless and junkies. There's more to your city than the waterfront.

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Cool, and when you're done paying money for art galleries, maybe do something about the homeless and junkies. There's more to your city than the waterfront.


90% of the V&A is privately funded, but being a glaikit c**t, you wouldn’t have known that.
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1 minute ago, SweeperDee said:

 


90% of the V&A is privately funded, but being a glaikit c**t, you wouldn’t have known that.

 

So it's part publicly funded, aye? And thats only a small part of the waterfront regeneration. But sure, call other people glaikit.

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So it's part publicly funded, aye? And thats only a small part of the waterfront regeneration. But sure, call other people glaikit.


You were the one going on about paying for museums, you fucking idiot.
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I said art galleries, you muppet.


V&A is both, but once again, I wouldn’t expect you to know that. I’m away to eat pizza and drink wine in the sunniest city in Scotland. Maybe try it, if your pasty central belt skin can handle it.
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Just now, SweeperDee said:

 


V&A is both, but once again, I wouldn’t expect you to know that. I’m away to eat pizza and drink wine in the sunniest city in Scotland. Maybe try it, if your pasty central belt skin can handle it.

 

I don't quite have the Hep A skin tone of most Dundonians, but I take a tan quite well, thanks for the concern, bestie!

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I was on a trip to Belgium recently and a barmaid set to us ‘your Scottish - I’m just about to go on a trip to Scotland’. Where are you going we asked. ‘Inverness, Dundee, St Andrews, Edinburgh, Glasgow and ......Falkirk’ We were from all over Scotland and we all spontaneously started pissing ourselves laughing. Safe to say Falkirk has been deleted from her itinerary.

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1 hour ago, DeeBairn said:

I don't quite have the Hep A skin tone of most Dundonians, but I take a tan quite well, thanks for the concern, bestie!

 

1 hour ago, SweeperDee said:

 


V&A is both, but once again, I wouldn’t expect you to know that. I’m away to eat pizza and drink wine in the sunniest city in Scotland. Maybe try it, if your pasty central belt skin can handle it.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Fifespud said:

I was on a trip to Belgium recently and a barmaid set to us ‘your Scottish - I’m just about to go on a trip to Scotland’. Where are you going we asked. ‘Inverness, Dundee, St Andrews, Edinburgh, Glasgow and ......Falkirk’ We were from all over Scotland and we all spontaneously started pissing ourselves laughing. Safe to say Falkirk has been deleted from her itinerary.

To be fair, she probably didn't survive Inverness.

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6 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

Who the f**k is this muppet?

Fk knows, just some wee bellend from the league below - think one of the boys has pumped his missus/mum though coz he's on the dabs thread spouting shite about us there too

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I'll be honest with you, I made one comment about putting names on shirts, then DeeMan jumped in with both feet, I should have just left at that point, then the other dafty turned up. He's nice. 

I'm guessing you'd rather be left alone, some sort of subtext to that effect. 

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I was on a trip to Belgium recently and a barmaid set to us ‘your Scottish - I’m just about to go on a trip to Scotland’. Where are you going we asked. ‘Inverness, Dundee, St Andrews, Edinburgh, Glasgow and ......Falkirk’ We were from all over Scotland and we all spontaneously started pissing ourselves laughing. Safe to say Falkirk has been deleted from her itinerary.
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