TheCelt67 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) Oh dear. If you think the spat with Mumsnet was bad wait until Wikipedia starts moaning to the Daily Record. "Rip-off Merchant Swarley" in the edit page. ETA. I hadn't a clue what you meant with the Mumsnet part until I Googled Mumsnet and Pie and Bovril, I can't believe that was an actual thing. Edited October 1, 2014 by TheCelt67 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 "Rip-off Merchant Swarley" in the edit page. ETA. I hadn't a clue what you meant with the Mumsnet part until I Googled Mumsnet and Pie and Bovril, I can't believe that was an actual thing. mmmm - Sparklingbrook... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Did you ever swap the family cow for magic beans? Have a greenie sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 They were related to another nomadic tribe known as the Hivisigoths. They were shite at sacking cities though. People saw them coming a mile off. Two greenies in a day. Can I do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 This wasn't me, honest. Has me chuckling though. lol.jpg Guilty as charged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 (edited) £500 note :D He was paid obviously in £500 coins. Easier for the puggy I'd imagine. He should've kept them, now worth £3k only 2 years later..... http://www.westminstercollection.com/p-M510/uk-london-2012-silver-kilo-coin.aspx Edited October 5, 2014 by Bing (2) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 £500 note :D He was paid obviously in £500 coins. Easier for the puggy I'd imagine. He should've kept them, now worth £3k only 2 years later..... ImageGen.ashx.jpeg http://www.westminstercollection.com/p-M510/uk-london-2012-silver-kilo-coin.aspx Yes, I do have change for that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 "Rip-off Merchant Swarley" in the edit page. ETA. I hadn't a clue what you meant with the Mumsnet part until I Googled Mumsnet and Pie and Bovril, I can't believe that was an actual thing. Believe it or not, it made it into Private Eye! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Believe it or not, it made it into Private Eye! Did my recipe make it into Private Eye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Yes, I do have change for that Apparently they fit Edinburgh City Council's parking meters and give you about two hours worth..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Apparently they fit Edinburgh City Council's parking meters and give you about two hours worth..... Good idea, fine you in advance then make you claim it back if you can prove you didn't overstay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A "friend" of mine was into a bit of blue Peter money making & had a printing set up in his garage. He was doing some £10 & £20 pound notes but there was some sort of cock-up with the printing equipment & he ended up with £500 worth of £12 pound notes. He was gonna bin them until our mate Spunkera said he was off over to Ireland for an Oscar Wilde weekend & he said for a small cut he'd take 'em & exchange them. Imagine his surprise when the 1st shop Spunkers goes in & asks if the shopkeeper if he's got change for a £12 pound note & the shopkeeper asks if he wants 3 £4 pound notes or 4 £3 pound notes? Might have been Wales now I come to think of it? Grimbo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A "friend" of mine was into a bit of blue Peter money making & had a printing set up in his garage. He was doing some £10 & £20 pound notes but there was some sort of cock-up with the printing equipment & he ended up with £500 worth of £12 pound notes. He was gonna bin them until our mate Spunkera said he was off over to Ireland for an Oscar Wilde weekend & he said for a small cut he'd take 'em & exchange them. Imagine his surprise when the 1st shop Spunkers goes in & asks if the shopkeeper if he's got change for a £12 pound note & the shopkeeper asks if he wants 3 £4 pound notes or 4 £3 pound notes? Might have been Wales now I come to think of it? Grimbo Bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A "friend" of mine was into a bit of blue Peter money making & had a printing set up in his garage. He was doing some £10 & £20 pound notes but there was some sort of cock-up with the printing equipment & he ended up with £500 worth of £12 pound notes. He was gonna bin them until our mate Spunkera said he was off over to Ireland for an Oscar Wilde weekend & he said for a small cut he'd take 'em & exchange them. Imagine his surprise when the 1st shop Spunkers goes in & asks if the shopkeeper if he's got change for a £12 pound note & the shopkeeper asks if he wants 3 £4 pound notes or 4 £3 pound notes? Might have been Wales now I come to think of it? Grimbo utter fantasy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A "friend" of mine was into a bit of blue Peter money making & had a printing set up in his garage. He was doing some £10 & £20 pound notes but there was some sort of cock-up with the printing equipment & he ended up with £500 worth of £12 pound notes. He was gonna bin them until our mate Spunkera said he was off over to Ireland for an Oscar Wilde weekend & he said for a small cut he'd take 'em & exchange them. Imagine his surprise when the 1st shop Spunkers goes in & asks if the shopkeeper if he's got change for a £12 pound note & the shopkeeper asks if he wants 3 £4 pound notes or 4 £3 pound notes? Might have been Wales now I come to think of it? Grimbo It must have been Wales, they use the euro in Ireland. And it was two £6s, you tube! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 It must have been Wales, they use the euro in Ireland. And it was two £6s, you tube! It was 2 £6's ffs is that really you Spunkers? Grimbo. Ps who are all these muppets that have never heard that joke before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A "friend" of mine was into a bit of blue Peter money making & had a printing set up in his garage. He was doing some £10 & £20 pound notes but there was some sort of cock-up with the printing equipment & he ended up with £500 worth of £12 pound notes. He was gonna bin them until our mate Spunkera said he was off over to Ireland for an Oscar Wilde weekend & he said for a small cut he'd take 'em & exchange them. Imagine his surprise when the 1st shop Spunkers goes in & asks if the shopkeeper if he's got change for a £12 pound note & the shopkeeper asks if he wants 3 £4 pound notes or 4 £3 pound notes? Might have been Wales now I come to think of it? Grimbo ^^^ Blatant lies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Some one remind me if this is the gods gospel forum or the nonsense forum? Muppets Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Some one remind me if this is the gods gospel forum or the nonsense forum? Muppets Grimbo I hadn't heard it. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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