mizfit Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Speaking of surnames, I spoke to someone who's surname was badcock. His wife kept her name surprisingly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortyMile Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I used to work with a bloke whose kids are Graham and Christine. He couldn't resist spelling them Grayem and Cristeen though. Why would you do that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I used to work with a bloke whose kids are Graham and Christine. He couldn't resist spelling them Grayem and Cristeen though. Why would you do that? He's barely literate? Just a guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Best name I've came across was a 'William Hunter' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Best name I've came across was a 'William Hunter' I'd probably have that reaction too, if I met a lassie who said they were a Willy Hunter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 One evening at a children's gathering, after seeing a Kalisha, a Kayden and a Jayjay I met a baby girl called Catherine. She restored my faith in good over evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I'd probably have that reaction too, if I met a lassie who said they were a Willy Hunter. Theres a William Burns at my work.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) I can remember my brother having a mate called Javier. Tbf his dad was Spanish, but it just didn't seem right calling someone from Alloa Javier. Whilst in tesco after work I heard some guy going mental at his kid called Levi. I didn't know Alloa had a Jewish community? Edited February 28, 2015 by Waspy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Speaking of surnames, I spoke to someone who's surname was badcock. His wife kept her name surprisingly Used to be a guy in the band Jethro Tull called John Glasscock. His nickname was " Brittledick " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 I'd probably have that reaction too, if I met a lassie who said they were a Willy Hunter. Haha! Unfortunately it was a big hairy arsed plasterer bloke who was a 714 I was paying at the work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Theres a William Burns at my work.. East Fife had a centre half back in the 90s called Willie Burns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 I can remember my brother having a mate called Javier. Tbf his dad was Spanish, but it just didn't seem right calling someone from Alloa Javier. Whilst in tesco after work I heard some guy going mental at his kid called Levi. I didn't know Alloa had a Jewish community? My wife and son constitute the Jewish community in Alloa. Neither are called Levi. Maybe this guy was visiting with his family? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Martin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Used to be a guy in the band Jethro Tull called John Glasscock. His nickname was " Brittledick " And of Course there was Maart Allcock also of Jethro Tull and formerly of the Bully Wee Band and Fairport Convention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Was having some sort of penis-themed moniker a prerequisite for formal membership of Jethro Tull then? Drummer called 'Dick Cockermouth' or such 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Got new neighbours recently. Their two year old laddie is called Florian. I should have murdered the parents on the spot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Got new neighbours recently. Their two year old laddie is called Florian. I should have murdered the parents on the spot. You should call him two bob just to wind them up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Boy I went to school with called his baby boy Spartacus. They refer to him as "wee Sparky". He just posted this link on Facebook: http://news.stv.tv/scotland/313423-hiya-i-am-spartacus-scots-parents-choose-unusual-baby-names/ Have to admit, I quite like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Boy I went to school with called his baby boy Spartacus. They refer to him as "wee Sparky". He just posted this link on Facebook: http://news.stv.tv/scotland/313423-hiya-i-am-spartacus-scots-parents-choose-unusual-baby-names/ Have to admit, I quite like it. I'm Spartacus! Saw it on the news earlier, I hope the girl called Daquiri is a strawberry blonde. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Endless facepalm material on that list, including all the double barreled horrors you can imagine. Boys called A, M, R and T. Worst of all, a girl called Eddi-May!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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