Unleash The Nade Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I've just returned from a weeks holiday in Tenerife. Wandering around at night, it quickly became very apparent how many totally pish acts there were in many of the bars, totally crucifying the same old songs. It seems that there's a book of favourites, which these cabaret acts murder on a nightly basis. Worst thing is, these fucking tunes seem to find their way back into your head when you're trying to sleep at night! Here are a few classics which I fucking hate ,even when sung properly, feel free to add yours Brown Eyed Girl Lady In Red Just Wanna Dance The Night Away Also feel free to name and shame and pish acts you've witnessed home or abroad PS. Mods, please don't move to Music Forum, as if anything, this is anti-music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Might as well add some of the karaoke classics; Angels, Sweet Caroline, The Power of Love and the obligatory drunk couple getting up and doing one or other of Meat Loaf's Paradise By The Dashboard Light or Dead Ringer For Love. Any one of the above guaranteed to make your scrotum want to migrate back where it came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Might as well add some of the karaoke classics; Angels, Sweet Caroline, The Power of Love and the obligatory drunk couple getting up and doing one or other of Meat Loaf's Paradise By The Dashboard Light or Dead Ringer For Love. Any one of the above guaranteed to make your scrotum want to migrate back where it came from. When she's finished celebrating her birthday there will be someone along with something to say on this matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Sweet Caroline. C*nt, you've just put that in my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Dunno about cabaret acts and that, but Wagon Wheel is a stable ingredient for all karaoke c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I used to do Karaoke nights many years back in the late 90's in pubs etc around the central belt and there was a guy every time I was at a pub in Falkirk, think it was called Firkins would come up and absolutely murder Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel, despite the entire boozer telling him he sounded like a hyena being disemboweled with a sword. Every fucking week he sung it for about two months before I lied to him and said the disc was fucked (pre laptop days kids ) I cant listen to that song ever now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 My brother used to regularly murder House of the Rising Sun any chance he got. Thank f**k I'm on a different continent now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Rinestone Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I remember seeing an act called China blue. They were brutal. The guy on keyboard kept making weird facial expressions. Couldn't work out if there was something wrong with him or if he was trying to inject a bit of comedy into the act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Youv'e lost that loving feelin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Come on Eileen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Valerie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Did ye? No. I've never fcuked an Eileen....at least I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 No. I've never fcuked an Eileen....at least I don't think so. Did you come on her, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Did you come on her, though? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 No. Up yer game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Up yer game. You sure about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 9 til 5 or Jolene. Urgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 You sure about that? I don't see what Judy Finnigan has to do with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Mobile discos are the same- playing the same old shite each fecking Christmas Party. They stick on late 60s/glam era stuff for the older guys at work and new shite for the kids but never anything good for people of my age (early 40s). I think we're meant to be at home looking after the kids or something. Oh, and mentioning shite cabaret acts I once saw Christian singing on a Sunday evening in a pub near Glasgow' Theatre Royal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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