Bairnardo Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Oh he's without doubt an utter fantasist I'm just wondering where this Ronaldo thing came from. It's reminded me of when [mention=10660]Poet of the Macabre[/mention] claimed to have shagged Hayden Panniettere. Does anyone have a link or can provide the context of the claim? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, Rugster said: Is he Supras? Almost certainly. As well as the above, he's also claimed to have been involved in three high profile football transfers which has given him an intimate knowledge of how transfers work and elite clubs identify young players. No details have been forthcoming from him sadly, likely because he had to sign an NDA, and not because it absolutely, definitely, 100% did not happen. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Plus he watches Real Madrid every week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 10 minutes ago, Rugster said: Oh he's without doubt an utter fantasist I'm just wondering where this Ronaldo thing came from. It's reminded me of when [mention=10660]Poet of the Macabre[/mention] claimed to have shagged Hayden Panniettere. Does anyone have a link or can provide the context of the claim? It's been culled I think, but he claimed to have shagged her when on holiday in the States as far as I remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Peppy is not Supras. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I just found his claims about Ronaldo, and how he's met Condaleeza Rice and many governors and generals. What an utter fantasist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 He's now claiming to be a published author 21 hours ago, forameus said: Well, they do say that footballers do suffer from a lack of education, maybe Pep was telling the truth after all. It's not his fault he can't read. 21 hours ago, Peppino Impastato said: I'm published actually champ. No shit. @Peppino Impastato is actually fast becoming my favourite poster on here as he seems to have the best life. However, I'd enjoy a bit of context and specifics regarding all his achievements / adventures, so Pepp, if you could please provide details on the below it would be appreciated: How long has your friend known Cristiano Ronaldo, and have you ever met him? Where did you meet Alex McLeish? What was Condaleeza Rice's handicap and did she play to it? Which football team, at an above average level, did you play for, and for how long? What were the three high profile football transfers you were heavily involved with, and what was your role? What's the name of the work you had published? Thanks in advance for your no doubt detailed and in absolutely no way fabricated responses. Kind regards, J_Stewart. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 He was at the same club as Ronaldo. I didn't describe him as a friend. Never met him. My life is quite shit actually. SFA coaching thing for kids in 1990 Apparently low but obviously a lie as she can barely hit the ball. I was in the group behind. I have met several generals and a couple of governors, few senators etc and an ex VP. Professional for 11 years. Would rather not say what teams. My own. Didn't say high profile. It was a poem actually. As a kid. I didn't say author, that was a wee joke for my own amusement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 He was at the same club as Ronaldo. I didn't describe him as a friend. Never met him. My life is quite shit actually. SFA coaching thing for kids in 1990 Apparently low but obviously a lie as she can barely hit the ball. I was in the group behind. I have met several generals and a couple of governors, few senators etc and an ex VP. Professional for 11 years. Would rather not say what teams. My own. Didn't say high profile. It was a poem actually. As a kid. I didn't say author, that was a wee joke for my own amusement. Say one club, thus establishing level yet protecting identity. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 At least Pep dispels the myth that footballers are all thick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 12 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: He was at the same club as Ronaldo. I didn't describe him as a friend. Never met him. My life is quite shit actually. SFA coaching thing for kids in 1990 Apparently low but obviously a lie as she can barely hit the ball. I was in the group behind. I have met several generals and a couple of governors, few senators etc and an ex VP. Professional for 11 years. Would rather not say what teams. My own. Didn't say high profile. It was a poem actually. As a kid. I didn't say author, that was a wee joke for my own amusement. Say one club, thus establishing level yet protecting identity. SPL and first division. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: At least Pep dispels the myth that footballers are all thick. Most Scottish ones are, a lot of the foreign ones much more cerebral types. I think that's a problem we have, perhaps in scouting or the atmosphere around the game making your way is hostile to thoughtful quiet types and promotes loud mouthy confident kids with crew cuts. It can be intimidating and squeezes some kids out. I cut my hair shorter as a teenager for this reason. Imo iniesta Xavi etc might not have made it in Scotland. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arthur Orton Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Completely batshit mental but rather entertaining. Just need Pccabe back now and WTM to get out from Carstairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 is @Peppino Impastato the secret footballer? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 5 hours ago, J_Stewart said: He's now claiming to be a published author @Peppino Impastato is actually fast becoming my favourite poster on here as he seems to have the best life. However, I'd enjoy a bit of context and specifics regarding all his achievements / adventures, so Pepp, if you could please provide details on the below it would be appreciated: How long has your friend known Cristiano Ronaldo, and have you ever met him? Where did you meet Alex McLeish? What was Condaleeza Rice's handicap and did she play to it? Which football team, at an above average level, did you play for, and for how long? What were the three high profile football transfers you were heavily involved with, and what was your role? What's the name of the work you had published? Thanks in advance for your no doubt detailed and in absolutely no way fabricated responses. Kind regards, J_Stewart. Same here. An incredible poster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 The search for friends continues..... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: The search for friends continues..... Sarcasm was lost on you there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Sarcasm was lost on you there. Never change, Tony. That smiley doesn’t mask your internal rage. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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