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It’s not hard to see where QPR are going to in the next few months.

Sir Les appoints his mate Tim to be interim first-team coach and the club signs Mad Manny Adebayor on loan. His 5/6 goals between now and the end of the season propels the Rangers up to about second or third bottom, and the club is forced to sell Charlie Austin in order to recoup some of the cash spunked up the wall on Adebayor’s wages. Fernandes then realises that he’s about as good at running a football club as he is at playing full-size Scalextric with his little green cars and QPR are put up for sale. No-one is interesting in buying them, partly due to them having a large first-team squad contracted on exceedingly high wages/being in need of a new stadium/being mired in the English Championship. After the parachute payment is spent it all goes Sevco, resulting in admin and redundancies.

Plausible scenario?

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It’s not hard to see where QPR are going to in the next few months.

Sir Les appoints his mate Tim to be interim first-team coach and the club signs Mad Manny Adebayor on loan. His 5/6 goals between now and the end of the season propels the Rangers up to about second or third bottom, and the club is forced to sell Charlie Austin in order to recoup some of the cash spunked up the wall on Adebayor’s wages. Fernandes then realises that he’s about as good at running a football club as he is at playing full-size Scalextric with his little green cars and QPR are put up for sale. No-one is interesting in buying them, partly due to them having a large first-team squad contracted on exceedingly high wages/being in need of a new stadium/being mired in the English Championship. After the parachute payment is spent it all goes Sevco, resulting in admin and redundancies.

Plausible scenario?

Transfer window is closed so they can't sign Adebayor, or anyone else.

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It’s not hard to see where QPR are going to in the next few months.

Sir Les appoints his mate Tim to be interim first-team coach and the club signs Mad Manny Adebayor on loan.

The window is closed and Adebayor turned down going to QPR.

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Must have missed him murdering all those folk.

Must have missed him murdering all those folk.

Must have missed him murdering all those folk.

Must have missed him murdering all those folk.

Must have missed him murdering all those folk.

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