Tommy Nooka Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Islamic State are now targetting Scottish Islands, stay safe islanders http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:rPa7W2P_mpwJ:www.visitarran.com/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk I tried to do a screen grab but I don't know how to add it. The Visit Arran website has been hacked by an IS sympathiser! The site is 'curently(sic) down for maintenance' too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 With it's hatred of the outside world, hardline religious practices, backward rituals and poor treatment of women, Lewis is an island in the Outer Hebrides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I blame the SNP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Arran might be quite a good place for them. It has a bit of a hippy vibe that might just chill them out. I could see them setting up wee tearoom and getting heavily into essential oils and candles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Shetland still have that fort (Fort Charlotte) in Lerwick complete with cannons, so they can defend themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I work on Arran. If they could blow it up on a Tuesday, when I'm off, that would be guid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 With it's hatred of the outside world, hardline religious practices, backward rituals and poor treatment of women, Lewis is an island in the Outer Hebrides. No beheading on a Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Finally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Well, Gruinard Island's just sitting there doing nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 f**k me, me an the missus are off up there in June for our holidays, as anyone got an English/Islamic dictionary we can do a borrow of? Or what's the islam for where's the nearest toilets, please? After a few light ales, will they still be selling ales up there or will I have to fetch me own in? Aye, what was I saying, oh yeah after a few ales I'm pissing like Niagra Falls, me. Grimbo P.s. Will I be allowed to wear me shorts & will a net curtain do to cover her up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I doubt IS would stick it long having to listen to the wee frees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 IS must have heard that Saltcoats is braw for a holiday. My mate ate a goldfish in Saltcoats, so they are no strangers to brutality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 f**k me, me an the missus are off up there in June for our holidays, as anyone got an English/Islamic dictionary we can do a borrow of? Or what's the islam for where's the nearest toilets, please? After a few light ales, will they still be selling ales up there or will I have to fetch me own in? Aye, what was I saying, oh yeah after a few ales I'm pissing like Niagra Falls, me. Grimbo P.s. Will I be allowed to wear me shorts & will a net curtain do to cover her up? I wouldn't worry, everyone will be cool after the first policeman is put in a wicker cage and set alight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 The fuckwitt could have at least ripped off a contemporary picture. I could be wrong but I'm sure that is Berlin after the fall of Hitler. The Jihadi's are soldiers of the Red Army raising the red flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 correct. And apparently the photo was re-staged two days after the fall of berlin as the original Ivans had looted watches on their arms and it didn't look good for morale! I wonder if Lamlash will now be renamed LamFortyLashes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 The Tourist Board are missing a trick here if they don't change their slogan to Arran Akbar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Shut it, or you'll be sentenced to 100 Lamlashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Not sure I'd feel safe living so near... *puts on sunglasses* ...Gighadis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 It's no Arran they are really after, they are going after the Buddhist monks on the Holy Isle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 They seem to have taken Hadrian's Wall's webpage for a bit. If even walls aren't safe, then who is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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