stimpy Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Got my appointment on the 12th of may, not looking forward to the anesthetic going in as I remember how much a local hurt when I had previous op. Also 5-6 months before I'm good to go! Looks like I know what I'm getting for Christmas already. Condoms are ruining my sex life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Got my appointment on the 12th of may, not looking forward to the anesthetic going in as I remember how much a local hurt when I had previous op. Also 5-6 months before I'm good to go! Looks like I know what I'm getting for Christmas already. Condoms are ruining my sex life. I struggle to source ones big enough too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I use a wind sock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 ^^^Wind socks have holes in them, so I smell shite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Durex did a featherlight one that was supposed to be a natural feel, to my delight I couldn't get the bloody thing on....then I came crashing down as the realisation that I wasn't going to have sex anymore hit me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 got my date through for the consultant. be interesting to see if i go this time. my brother said that he was lucky enough to get knocked out when they did his as they fixed a hernia at the same time. couple of days off work i can deal with sympathy from the mrs i can deal with even being jumped on from the kids I can deal with what i can't deal with is the thought of someone tugging at my nuts while i'm awake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Unless a very good reason they'll not even consider you at the age of 30. They are happy to do it to folk over 40. Even then they will want to make sure you have kids and aren't planning on having more. My Dad had his done at 29, few months after my youngest sister was born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Bagging up is absolutely nothing compared to getting yer baws tore to shreds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Now have bandage around stomach as incision won't stop bleeding!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Now have bandage around stomach as incision won't stop bleeding!!Get the fucking dishes done and stop moaning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Get the fucking dishes done and stop moaning. I bet her man's had fish suppers the last few nights, lazy bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Dunno he's at his own house!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Soooooo, had the consultant the other night. Asked how feasible it would be to get a general on account of not wanting a needle stuck into my nads. This comes down to if you're a fat b*****d or not. If your bmi is 35 you can get general anesthetic as you'll basically have a fat sack and they won't be able to find the tubes. Only time I've ever wished to be heavier. Admitted to her that I am, in fact, a big girls blouse and the thought of getting it done terrifies me. I am waiting on the date being confirmed. Another thing that upsets me is having to shave my own bollocks the night before. Can't be the easiest place to shave. Veet had crossed my mind until I spoke to a friend that told me he'd done it for his as he said it felt like his knacker's had been in a scotch bonnet paste over night. I surely must be going to heaven for this romantic gesture? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundermonkey Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Another thing that upsets me is having to shave my own bollocks the night before. Can't be the easiest place to shave. Not necessary. Not in my case anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) If the missus ends up preggo again I'm definitely just going to bag up, this option just seems too extreme! Not unless they fixed my broken nose at the same time....then I might consider it. Two birds, one stone and aw that. ETA: The broken nose surgery is something that I need to get done but am absolutely terrified of getting done as everyone I've spoken to thats had it done said it is awful. Edited May 18, 2015 by 11thHour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 If the missus ends up preggo again I'm definitely just going to bag up, this option just seems too extreme! Not unless they fixed my broken nose at the same time....then I might consider it. Two birds, one stone and aw that. Watch they don't swap one for the other. f**k knows is what might happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Another thing that upsets me is having to shave my own bollocks the night before. They don't do it for you anymore? I always thought that having your bits fondled by a busty nurse was the consolation for the ensuing barbarism. Sod that; no way I'm having it done now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I had it done quite a few years back, on my 30th birthday,(under general anaesthetic I hasten to add!), the anaesthetist and his assistant on checking my DOB/CHI number started singing "happy birthday" !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I had it done quite a few years back, on my 30th birthday,(under general anaesthetic I hasten to add!), the anaesthetist and his assistant on checking my DOB/CHI number started singing "happy birthday" !!! This just makes the whole thing that much more sinister. Nobody should be jolly in anyway when they're about mutilate a man's clackerbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) This just makes the whole thing that much more sinister. Nobody should be jolly in anyway when they're about mutilate a man's clackerbag. Happy birthday to you We will shave off your pubes We'll slice open your scrotum Then we'll sterilise you Edited May 18, 2015 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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