Dee Man Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, sjc said: a hour Maybe you should consider teaching a different subject? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Got no more black bin bags left. You really need to add some sleeves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Got no more black bin bags left. How will you dispose of the body now then??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, BigMartyn86 said: You really need to add some sleeves. Looks like my Hallowe'en costume from when I was a kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: "Theirselves"? Myself, yourself, his/herself, ourselves, yourselves, theirselves. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theirselves HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Myself, yourself, his/herself, ourselves, yourselves, theirselves. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theirselves HTH. Absolutely. It applies to people, not potatoes. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Potatoes are living beings though until they are plucked from the ground. Yeah but they're not people throbs. Not people. You do agree that potatoes are not people don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, throbber said: They are if you draw a face on them. No, they are potatoes with faces drawn on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Absolutely. It applies to people, not potatoes. HTH For the sake of humour, I was attempting to personalise the self-buttering, mysterious potatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, throbber said: What about Mr Potato head then genius? Compared to you Mr Potato head is a genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Bold Rover said: For the sake of humour, I was attempting to personalise the self-buttering, mysterious potatoes. Don't mention to throbber that you ate potatoes, he will accuse you of canibalism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, throbber said: I love you GD. Unrequited. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Sure you're in the right place? Yes, 3 of them turned up 40mins late. How fucking rude, eh? Turns out that you can't issue adult learners punishment exercises though.... 2 hours ago, irvine_buddie said: Hope you live in Japan and haven't travelled over just for this lesson I get paid traveling time...... 2 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Beer in vending machines? In a chemical plant? Well that can't possibly have an adverse outcome! In the U.K. It would be utter madness. In this place discipline is their middle name! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, sjc said: Yes, 3 of them turned up 40mins late. How fucking rude, eh? Turns out that you can't issue adult learners punishment exercises though.... I get paid traveling time...... In the U.K. It would be utter madness. In this place discipline is their middle name! Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Zen Archer said: Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. In fairness to them they were made to work overtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that their surname? That would be spelled Okei...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I don't like buying toilet roll as i always assume the person at the other side of the til is mentally picturing me having a shite/wiping. That is what the self service checkouts are for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, Kmeister said: That is what the self service checkouts are for. I went through the shop and scan till in tesco a few weeks back with a bottle of wine and a pack of 30 AA batteries. Stopped for an age/random check. It's not always a good alternative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I went through the shop and scan till in tesco a few weeks back with a bottle of wine and a pack of 30 AA batteries. Stopped for an age/random check. It's not always a good alternative. ^^^Single woman shopper alert. Edited April 6, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Were you assuming that the person searching you was making assumptions about what the batteries were for? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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