jm1 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 The apps on my smart tv stopped working last night so I had to (get up and) switch the Xbox on to watch Netflix on that instead. Absolutely raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Went to the chippy for a Fish Supper after work. Didn't have any fish left. possibly THE most ridiculous thing ive ever heard I've been to two different KFCs that had run out of chicken. Also, an Arby's that had run out of beef and curly fries, which is literally their entire menu. At the latter, my wife asked, "why are you still open?" <long pause> "...we have...soda?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I've been to two different KFCs that had run out of chicken. Also, an Arby's that had run out of beef and curly fries, which is literally their entire menu. At the latter, my wife asked, "why are you still open?" <long pause> "...we have...soda?" I like asking for things you know they won't have. Ask for soup in McDonald's or KFC, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Sarge walks into a library and asks, "can I have a fish supper please?" The librarian says, "Sir, this is a library". Sarge whispers, "sorry - can I have a fish supper please?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I've been to two different KFCs that had run out of chicken. Also, an Arby's that had run out of beef and curly fries, which is literally their entire menu. At the latter, my wife asked, "why are you still open?" <long pause> "...we have...soda?" There was an ice-cream Van driving about uddingston last summer and all they had in stock was 500ml bottles of coke. Just go home mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 There was an ice-cream Van driving about uddingston last summer and all they had in stock was 500ml bottles of coke. Just go home mate What, no heroin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) There was an ice-cream Van driving about uddingston last summer and all they had in stock was 500ml bottles of coke. Just go home mate And hash. Lots of hash.Edit: I see Sarge got in ahead of me there, but also gave away that he grew up in a junkie slum. Edited May 9, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 And hash. Lots of hash. Edit: I see Sarge got in ahead of me there, but also gave away that he grew up in a junkie slum. I drove the van, I'll have you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I like asking for things you know they won't have. Ask for soup in McDonald's or KFC, *Shop assistant goes through the back, Sarge and his mates clear the shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) Aye, that's probably the stuff. Had a spate of bottles that went south very early a while back. Never had a problem with the standard stuff.I always thought it held its date quite well. I'm usually using it 3 or 4 days after its sell by date. Edited May 9, 2015 by BigMartyn86 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Think I may have had one toasted smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel too many for brunch, and I feel slightly bloated. Somebody shoot me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Not sure if it's still there, but Mr Chips next door the Garage on Sauchiehall Street once ran out of chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mkregan Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 My wife burnt my toast this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 My wife burnt my toast this morning. Grounds for murder divorce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Not sure if it's still there, but Mr Chips next door the Garage on Sauchiehall Street once ran out of chips. That's a shit excuse, they could have used potatoes instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Having to watch the football on the laptop because the Chromecast isn't working. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lubo_blaha Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Having to watch the football on the laptop because the Chromecast isn't working. Similarly having to watch BT Sport via Internet Explorer instead of Chrome as Chrome no longer supports Microsoft Silverlight. Having to remember my Dad's login details was an inconvenience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Not being able to go on Twitter while using the hospital wifi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Having to watch the football on the laptop because the Chromecast isn't working. I had that last night too, tried Now and Sky Demand, nothing worked until using IE on the laptop like Lubo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 13, 2015 Author Share Posted May 13, 2015 The automatic lights on my car have a mind of their own. Beautiful sunny morning on the drive in today, but the car decided that I needed my headlights on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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