Grim O'Grady Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Stick your money up your arse...might work. Revealing my personal banking system upon these boards is highly immature & I think a report to mark your card is on the cards. Deeply distressed now. Please do not expose my gold & silver depository? f**k me I bet you are part of the Ash Madders hack team. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Not so young Ross. Went and got a leek and purchased 3 bottles of 7 giraffes for this evenings Icelandic entertainment. , so, now you've got a zoo. 21 giraffes??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Revealing my personal banking system upon these boards is highly immature & I think a report to mark your card is on the cards. Deeply distressed now. Please do not expose my gold & silver depository? f**k me I bet you are part of the Ash Madders hack team. Grimbo I put adverts in phone boxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 , so, now you've got a zoo. 21 giraffes??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Hope you've got a premium rate phone number.At work...how's my skiving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Beekeeping, how's my hiving?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Swimming pool... You get the picture. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I was selling an Xbox One for £200 on it last week and some twat asked if I'd accept £30 and an iPod touch as a swap. If I could drop it off. In Arbroath. So not only was I to swap it for £30 and something I could buy out of CeX for £120 I was also to travel a three-hour long hundred and fifty mile round trip to drop it off. I strung the idiot along for a while and then went to town on him for being such a moron that his brain thought that anyone would accept such a shit offer. Rather hilariously as I was selling a PS4 the same boy's e-mailed me with the offer of £100 for it, again with a drop-off in Arbroath. What an absolute moron! Gumtree is hilarious for video games. Folk trying to sell two or three year old Pro Evs and Maddens for a tenner. Or folk saying they're selling a PS3 with ten games... you look and find out that eight of the games are old FIFAs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 Gaz. The next time you've got a stolen console to get rid of, gies a shout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Beekeeping, how's my hiving?? Don't fucking drone on about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Don't fucking drone on about it Maybe he get's a buzz out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Barr's appear to have changed the adhesive they use on their plastic bottles. It's now more of a pain in the arse to take the labels off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Peeling labels off of tins/bottle is a sign of a poor sex life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Peeling labels off of tins/bottle is a sign of a poor sex life. Well, aye. But you could say that about practically anything I do, including having sex. It's not a recycling thing, in fairness to me; I'm too much of a c**t for that. The wean drinks straight out of two-litre bottles, so I take the labels off mine so he knows to leave them alone. A fascinating tale, I'm sure you'll agree. Gold forum for this thread now, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/7e/7e05e77a39aa16b3defadb528f26dae99a2bb34145523113177cd7e5fa525c3a.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Brown shoes, I've got a pair, well I had a pair, so they will be on the list. I being of good stock & healthy mind would only wear them with a pair of brown trewsers. But f**k me any ol c**t who thinks they are owt special is wearing them but with any colour of trews BUT broon. I'm a peaceful man but upto 90 every time I see broon on black/blue/red/green/yellae. I'm beside myself. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Well, aye. But you could say that about practically anything I do, including having sex. It's not a recycling thing, in fairness to me; I'm too much of a c**t for that. The wean drinks straight out of two-litre bottles, so I take the labels off mine so he knows to leave them alone. A fascinating tale, I'm sure you'll agree. Gold forum for this thread now, surely. You could always ask the nanny to tell your kid to stop being such a f*cking jake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 You could always ask the nanny to tell your kid to stop being such a f*cking jake? He's been telt to do it because he keeps spilling drinks in cups. I started doing it too because the bloody dug keeps knocking my cups over. Hence, there needs to be a way of differentiating between bottles. It's not like he wanders about drinking out of random bottles like yer maw at the end of a night out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 He's been telt to do it because he keeps spilling drinks in cups. I started doing it too because the bloody dug keeps knocking my cups over. Hence, there needs to be a way of differentiating between bottles. It's not like he wanders about drinking out of random bottles like yer maw at the end of a night out. Some effort when she's been deid for a while. Although she did die of cirrhosis of the liver... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Some effort when she's been deid for a while. Although she did die of cirrhosis of the liver... Her pals must've liked her a lot to go to that much 'Weekend at Bernie's' style bother. Sorry about your maw, by the way. I just censored myself out of respect, and that doesn't happen often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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