WILLIEA Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Reported to HMRC. No way Jose Each month I got him to sign saying what he"d been paid and that he was responsible for NI & Income tax. No ebt's here Edited November 23, 2015 by WILLIEA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 No way Jose Each month I got him to sign saying what he"d been paid and that he was responsible for NI & Income tax. No debt's here The Dutch guy reported to HMRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 I had a Dutch guy working for me several years ago, insisted on being paid in cash. The short walk from the High Street bank to the office was very uncomfortable. ^^^ Dick Advocaat or any number of Rangers players circa 2001 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 ^^^ Dick Advocaat or any number of Rangers players circa 2001 Unfortunately not or his ar*e would have been over at Palmerston tout suite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 When you put another log on the fire and forget to use the tongs and get resin on your hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 When you put another log on the fire and forget to use the tongs and get resin on your hands. Wood with a lot of resin in it is bad for your flue (Kenneth Willams pic). The resin starts to coat the chimney and can actually catch fire up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Log fires, peat fires etc. are third world. In the first world we have central heating. Not implying anything about Fife!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I recall a similar situation I had a few years ago. Won over £300 at a bookies in Cowdenbeath. The 5 minute walk to my car seemed to take hours and I was convinced that someone was going to jump me. I once won £4k in a puggie in a casino late at night when I was steaming. Although I still didn't shite my breeks like some on here would have done What would have been funny would have been if I'd been so steaming I didn't remember going to the casino, and then waking up the next morning to be confronted with 80 £50 notes and no idea where they'd come from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I once won £4k in a puggie in a casino late at night when I was steaming. Although I still didn't shite my breeks like some on here would have done What would have been funny would have been if I'd been so steaming I didn't remember going to the casino, and then waking up the next morning to be confronted with 80 £50 notes and no idea where they'd come from. ^^^Rohypnol Night type post. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I once won £4k in a puggie in a casino late at night when I was steaming. Although I still didn't shite my breeks like some on here would have done What would have been funny would have been if I'd been so steaming I didn't remember going to the casino, and then waking up the next morning to be confronted with 80 £50 notes and no idea where they'd come from. The sore arse might have given you a clue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Just spent a fortune having my back garden ripped up, and artificial grass laid. Turns out, I have the brush the fucker once a month. No maintenance was the sales pitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) Just spent a fortune having my back garden ripped up, and artificial grass laid. Turns out, I have the brush the fucker once a month. No maintenance was the sales pitch. If it's windy you don't need to. Edited November 27, 2015 by DDcups 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Just spent a fortune having my back garden ripped up, and artificial grass laid. Turns out, I have the brush the fucker once a month. No maintenance was the sales pitch. Fake grass? Does your garden now look like a display at a shite garden centre? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Just spent a fortune having my back garden ripped up, and artificial grass laid. Turns out, I have the brush the fucker once a month. No maintenance was the sales pitch. What colour did you plum for? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 What colour did you plum for? Grimbo He'll still have to prune his bush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 He'll still have to prune his bush. Sarge sureky there's a cream for that sort of thing? Christ it is 1st worldly eh? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Fake grass? Does your garden now look like a display at a shite garden centre? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Fake grass? Does your garden now look like a display at a shite garden centre?It's that green stuff they put under fruit & veg in supermarkets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 It's that green stuff they put under fruit & veg in supermarkets.It might the stuff they fling over the mound of earth at gravesides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 It might the stuff they fling over the mound of earth at gravesides. Always thinking outside the box eh Sarge? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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