SlipperyP Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) I hate him (even at this time of good will to all men) but I'm curios. Could you or will you expand on topic, please Manch? Grimbo Eta & totally unrelated (hopefully) but there's an alky sat in front of me on the bus, I'm on the high chair over the back wheel so can spy on him. He stinks of stake voddy & he's got a Tropicana juice bottle but there's so little orange in the bottle that it's separated from vodka that he's taking wee sips out of. Poor fellah. what his yoosername on P&B? Ask him!!!!! ETA not me in the house Edited December 2, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 what his yoosername on P&B? Ask him!!!!! Hopefully Milesy will be out Christmas shopping, I'll get him to kick him or whatever his Yuletide treat is? Grimbo Eta it works for both Mick & Jake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I would call about 25 per week a preferred maximum. Sakes best book me in for a plastic elbow replacement at that rate. Do you think I'm doing it wrong. Maybe I should just use the hands technique. See this is the sort of thing they should be teaching in school. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 My girlfriend was nice enough to make me an advent calendar this Christmas. Yesterday I received a bag of Salted Caramel Popcorn. Incredible. Today I opened it to find a pair of Christmas socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 My girlfriend was nice enough to make me an advent calendar this Christmas. Yesterday I received a bag of Salted Caramel Popcorn. Incredible. Today I opened it to find a pair of Throbbers Christmas socks. FTFY Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 How long does an 1/2 decent French red wine need to breathe for before I guzzle it? It's been open for 3 mins now & I'm chomping on the bit. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 How long does an 1/2 decent French red wine need to breathe for before I guzzle it? It's been open for 3 mins now & I'm chomping on the bit. Grimbo For your average middle aged red faced midweek boozehound? I'd say immediate consumption. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 For your average middle aged red faced midweek boozehound? I'd say immediate consumption. You Bob are a connoisseur, on it now. Who needs glasses? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) I hate him (even at this time of good will to all men) but I'm curios. Could you or will you expand on topic, please Manch? Grimbo Eta & totally unrelated (hopefully) but there's an alky sat in front of me on the bus, I'm on the high chair over the back wheel so can spy on him. He stinks of stake voddy & he's got a Tropicana juice bottle but there's so little orange in the bottle that it's separated from vodka that he's taking wee sips out of. Poor fellah. Simply Red had some wonderful tunes back in the day. Money's Too Tight To Mention, Holding Back The Years, Stars... I enjoyed the songs even though I didn't know what Mick Hucknall really was. Just a moon faced kid with a ginger, floppy, curly fringe hanging out of a silly cap. He was in the press some time ago saying he bedded over a 1000 women a year at the height of his fame in the 80's. This is potentially our sisters, aunties, mothers we are talking about. Exposed to those rancid, crawling, ginger pubes. He can never be forgiven for the abomination of 'Fairground' also. Fucking Man U fan too. And just when you thought the fucker had retired and gone to live in his vineyard in Spain making wine, it seems he is back on tour next year. He looks like a cross between a mouldy rice pudding and an uncooked sausage in a shirt now. And he's still got that ridiculous mop of rusty wires in full thick formation on his napper. And the worst thing is I am probably going to get a ticket to the show. Edited December 2, 2015 by Mancha Verde 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Simply Red had some wonderful tunes back in the day. Money's Too Tight To Mention, Holding Back The Years, Stars... I enjoyed the songs even though I didn't know what Mick Hucknall really was. Just a moon faced kid with a ginger, floppy, curly fringe hanging out of a silly cap. He was in the press some time ago saying he bedded over a 1000 women a year at the height of his fame in the 80's. This is potentially our sisters, aunties, mothers we are talking about. Exposed to those rancid, crawling, ginger pubes. He can never be forgiven for the abomination of 'Fairground' also. Fucking Man U fan too. And just when you thought the fucker had retired and gone to live in his vineyard in Spain making wine, it seems he is back on tour next year. He looks like a cross between a mouldy rice pudding and an uncooked sausage in a shirt now. And he's still got that ridiculous mop of rusty wires in full thick formation on his napper. And the worst thing is I am probably going to get a ticket to the show. Thanks I am Simply satiated. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I hate him (even at this time of good will to all men) but I'm curios. Could you or will you expand on topic, please Manch? Grimbo Eta & totally unrelated (hopefully) but there's an alky sat in front of me on the bus, I'm on the high chair over the back wheel so can spy on him. He stinks of stake voddy & he's got a Tropicana juice bottle but there's so little orange in the bottle that it's separated from vodka that he's taking wee sips out of. Poor fellah. This is very satisfying. WHEN Martine McCutcheon was photographed with Mick Hucknall at an Oasis concert, the public buzzed with speculation of a romance. Now Martine has confided what actually went on between herself and Hucknall to the celebrity organ of record, Hello! "Mick slipped into the seat next to me in the back of the car," she says. "I don't know whether it was trapped wind or not but I made a noise that sounded like something from The Exorcist. 'What did you say?' Mick asked. "I replied by being sick everywhere, over and over again, in the back seat, down the side of the car, but mainly over Mick and his famous red dreadlocks. I was later told he had to cut his dreads off." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/4255547/Seeing-red.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 The milk i have in says its out of date on the 11th but its giving off a foosty smell and not very nice in my coffee. I used to get this with milk from Aldi; it regularly turned to cheese, days before the 'use by' date. Just thought I would share. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I used to get this with milk from Aldi; it regularly turned to cheese, days before the 'use by' date. Just thought I would share. everything goes off really quick from aldi. It's cheap but you need to eat everything on the day of purchase. Also gold top milk is the only milk worth buying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 One of my favourite tink habits is eating cold ambrosia rice straight out the tin - have just noticed I must have picked up semolina by mistake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 One of my favourite tink habits is eating cold ambrosia rice straight out the tin - have just noticed I must have picked up semolina by mistake I much prefer Semolina to Rice Pudding. Especially shop bought stuff. Get your head together, Gingernut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I much prefer Semolina to Rice Pudding. Especially shop bought stuff. Get your head together, Gingernut. You have just gone right down in my estimations, Bobby. Semolina is used only by sadistic primary school dinner ladies who get a kick out of seeing the disappointment on children's faces when they realise that's what's for dessert at lunch time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 You have just gone right down in my estimations, Bobby. Semolina is used only by sadistic primary school dinner ladies who get a kick out of seeing the disappointment on children's faces when they realise that's what's for dessert at lunch time. Maybe in Dundee, but in Inverness we got a lovely Semolina with a bit of jam in the middle to sweeten the deal. Far superior to the rice pudding that was being dished up that looked like it was made with the Jannies manfat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Semolina I thought this was unique to primary schools. Raises concern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 One of my favourite tink habits is eating cold ambrosia rice straight out the tin - have just noticed I must have picked up semolina by mistake I know a dyslexic guy that died from semolina poisoning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Never brought from there - don't even know where there is one in Edinburgh! This milk was actually from lidl though so much the same. Very annoying I started getting that 1% fat stuff from Lidl a while back, but it usually went off well before the expiry date. That's my excuse for switching to single cream for my cornflakes, and I'm sticking to it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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