Andy_K_97 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Yesterday (Monday) I had to drive from Killie to Darvel to meet with a client about some work I'm doing soon. Set off in plenty of time - and as soon as I turn onto Galston Road in Hurlford do I find I'm behind a tractor that's going all the way to Darvel. Was not fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 The Tesco near my work has stopped selling 1% milk. I'm now forced to drink artery clogging semi-skimmed.I came on here to moan about this very thing. Tesco Milngavie has stopped doing it as well so I have to go to Asda Bearsden for milk. That's an extra one and a bit miles. Fuming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyAffro Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I would smash the local Co-op up if they stopped selling it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I usually have three Weetabix for breakfast but this morning there were only two left. Needed an extra slice of toast with marmite to satisfy the hunger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 The Tesco near my work has stopped selling 1% milk. I'm now forced to drink artery clogging semi-skimmed. Just went to Tesco Alloa for the first time in months, and they don't sell it anymore either. Sucks. Had to switch to semi-skimmed at Lidl about a year ago because their 1% stuff would always go sour well before the Use By date 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Just went to Tesco Alloa for the first time in months, and they don't sell it anymore either. Sucks. Had to switch to semi-skimmed at Lidl about a year ago because their 1% stuff would always go sour well before the Use By date You get Graham's Light & Low in Lidl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 You get Graham's Light & Low in Lidl. Aye, that's probably the stuff. Had a spate of bottles that went south very early a while back. Never had a problem with the standard stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I came on here to moan about this very thing. Tesco Milngavie has stopped doing it as well so I have to go to Asda Bearsden for milk. That's an extra one and a bit miles. Fuming. Probably because that stuff isn't even milk anyway, it's basically water and paint!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 My arsehole butler was lying on the floor last night weaving 22 karat gold thread into the hem of my merino wool and Egyptian cotton lined curtains when I tripped over the useless c**t and spilled my Iranian Beluga caviar onto my Fereghan Sarouk Persian rug. I sometimes wish I was an Ethiopian so I wouldn't have this stress to contend with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Probably because that stuff isn't even milk anyway, it's basically water and paint!! Haw, how very dare you slag off my taste in Milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 spilled my Iranian Beluga caviar onto my Fereghan Sarouk Persian rug. That's bad - nobody should have to contend with a rug that smells of fish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 People that can't pronounce "quinoa". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 My arsehole butler was lying on the floor last night weaving 22 karat gold thread into the hem of my merino wool and Egyptian cotton lined curtains when I tripped over the useless c**t and spilled my Iranian Beluga caviar onto my Fereghan Sarouk Persian rug. I sometimes wish I was an Ethiopian so I wouldn't have this stress to contend with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 My arsehole butler.Do any of your other body parts have a Butler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Do any of your other body parts have a Butler. No, I'm capable of administering my own spit and polish elsewhere on my body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 f**k. I broke my watch strap last night. Plus my watch has been losing about a minute a day for the past year. So I need a new strap and have to send said watch off to be serviced and regulated. This will take about 6 weeks and cost the thick end of £150. Meanwhile I have to make do with the laptop, tablet, phone and kitchen clock to tell me the time. I am not sure I can cope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Do any of your other body parts have a Butler. I have a goblin teasmaid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I'm hungry, but can't be bothered walking downstairs to the canteen for something to eat. Can't even be bothered making an afternoon cuppa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 7, 2015 Author Share Posted May 7, 2015 I've drank so much water today that I've had to go for at least half a dozen pishes. Maybe more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) On a toilet related note, when the cleaner comes in to see if anyone's in, and you're in mid-shite. Edited May 7, 2015 by Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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