Venti Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 A chip van used to fire round the village I stayed in as a lad. It only went round the uncouth top part of the village though and not the cultured bottom part. There was one that used to drive home through our village on his way home but never stop. Best you could do was just sniff the air as it blazed by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: There was one that used to drive home through our village on his way home but never stop. Best you could do was just sniff the air as it blazed by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 The remote locking on my car key has stopped working. Locking/unlocking the door with the key is soul destroying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 23 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: The remote locking on my car key has stopped working. Locking/unlocking the door with the key is soul destroying. I have the same problem with my motor. Try turning the ignition to put all the dash lights on without starting up and then push the key button. Sometime it resets itself but sadly not all the time. Anyhoo, my problem is that it has just taken me almost 5 minutes to open my wifes bottle of champagne. The cork just would not move. Bet Gamu does not have that problem with getting something to drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, supermik said: I have the same problem with my motor. Try turning the ignition to put all the dash lights on without starting up and then push the key button. Sometime it resets itself but sadly not all the time. Anyhoo, my problem is that it has just taken me almost 5 minutes to open my wifes bottle of champagne. The cork just would not move. Bet Gamu does not have that problem with getting something to drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Searching through properties on estate agents websites with the keyword 'pool' entered into the filter but some of the suggested properties have no pool. It's times like this I wish I stayed in the path of a massive hurricane. It would sort out the need for a pool for starters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Searching through properties on estate agents websites with the keyword 'pool' entered into the filter but some of the suggested properties have no pool. Do they have pool tables? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 16 minutes ago, nsr said: Do they have pool tables? That is a valid question you ask there but no, none of them had pool tables although one of them had an air hockey table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Moving to Ullapool???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I had one of those shower gel/shampoo distributors in my shower and when I was replacing the shower gel within yesterday I pulled the box out a little bit which obviously unstable it somewhat and then in the middle of the night the entire thing fell into the shower leaving a smudge of green shower gel, blue shampoo and white conditioner and the plastic cases were broken all over the place. It made me lose at very least 20 minutes of sleep as well as being a waste of money and materials. The weekend is pretty much ruined already. Do you live in a sports centre or hotel? I never thought folk had those things at home?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 My folks do a B&B and had a spare one lying about! Okay, I can understand how you came about possessing it. I'm still not sure if I would want one in my bathroom though. Look at the havoc it's wreaked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Shocking standard of grouting and sealing there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Utter devastation. Aye, weekend ruined. Sorry throbs [emoji17] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 (edited) 30 minutes ago, throbber said: Utter devastation. On the upside you're in with a decent chance of winning The Turner Prize this year. Edited September 1, 2017 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 31 minutes ago, throbber said: Utter devastation. Get some Dettol Mould And Mildew Remover you utterly manky savage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Saves you cleaning out the shower I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Just now, nsr said: Saves you cleaning out the shower I suppose. Doesn't look like he bothers doing that anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Well he's got a simple method of doing it now. Install one of these dispensers in a sufficiently shoddy manner that it falls off periodically and douses his facilities in shower-gel goodness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 It looks like a green silhouette of Beavis about to blow up the trunk of a small blue element. An allegory of life in the Trump era IMO. Scarramouch Scarramouch, can you do the fandango. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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