YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Obsessed? Yeah, I think obsessed is an accurate description.All this proves is that United fans are shitebags that are either too scared to post on their own thread for fear of telts or left the forum altogether once the going got tough.Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 The obsessed chat is for those Old Firm c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 FFS Swansea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 It's not really. Deeboy and Deefiant actually post so much in here it's no real. It's frightening how much time they must dedicate a day to write about United. Look at Deefiants post earlier ffs. You post like a wee lassie. Seriously, grow up you wee jessie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I'm going to start a wee list of the farces - starting with some of last season. I tried to keep it in chronological-ish order but that's been abandoned after opening up to the wider forum for their "United Moments". I've updated the list by popular demand. 1. Announced debt free - no need to sell players 2. Sold 2 players to direct rivals - Celtic 3. Manager and staff revealed to be skimming the cream off the deal in percentages 4. "Debt free" revealed as figure of speech only - club still in debt despite £12m in player sales with the ground tied up as leverage against non payment 5. Star player bites fellow professional 6. Defend star player by victim blaming and accusing the victim of being a liar and a racist. 7. Star player receives lengthy ban. 8. Direct rivals - Celtic - linked with start player - official statement released saying no more players sold to Celtic. 9. Star player sold to Celtic 10. Chairman loses interest, takes full salary, hires expensive deputy (who every DAB hates) and fucks off to Oz to eye up some new eye candy in the Newcastle Jets 11. Signed Darko Bodul to replace star player - fans creaming themselves into oblivion based on Ratnamaras comments - Darko Bodul is shite. 12. Signed Rodney Sneijder after an Ibiza bender. Fans creaming themselves over his brother. 13. Sneijder is shite, on a come down and leaves 14. Club refund fans with Sneijder on the top 15. Macnamara sacked - healthy payoffs all round 16. Mixu appointed - fans back him 17. Mixu is shite - fans lambast him as the cheap option 18. Mixu signs Gavin Gunning 19. Kawashima is announced as signing - but can't - for 2 months or so as Utd continue to slide down the table and further adrift. 20. Expensive, perma crock mercenaries signed - Demel and Pongolle. Manage about 360 mins between them over a full season 21. Kawashima finally signs - he season is saved! 22. Kawashima throws in a goal on his debut against the Dees - and is actually an expensive vrsion of what the y have - shite. 23. Riku Riski signs - or was it his brother - or both - no-one knows. 24. Turns out its Riku Riski 25. Riku Riski is shite and leaves 26. Gavin Gunning picks the ball up and walks off. 27. Gunning is sacked 28. No he isn't - Gunning is still Utds player. 29. Dundee Utd are relegated at Dens Park in front of under 2000 Arabs. 30. Chairman loses the pliot and sacks the manager and most of the team 31. Utd's next starting XI includes mostly players who are aware they have no future at the club 32. Utd win away to Inverness - but they have cheated to do so. 33. Utd fans hold a minter protest against Thompson which about 10 people turn up to 34. Utd fans aren't bothered as they revel in the fact they might cost Dundee a sum of money. 35. Utd docked 3 points, fined. no points for Inverness. 36. Mixu Paatelainenes infamous "whats the fucking point" interview 37. Mixu Paatelainen getting the police involved after taking a bit of ribbing from Dundee fans then saying "he doesn't mind banter" 38. Chairmans 80 plus year old mother threatened by a disgruntled fan 39. Punch thrown at the chairman during a game 40. Stevie Campbell, the much lauded youth guru, is sacked after a fall out with Jackie Mac. He now delivrs parcels for Yodel. Jackie got sacked soon after anyway 41. Numerous minter-tastic banners - including "Our season starts now" 42. played St Johnstone who lost their best player to injury and goalkeeper to a red card in the first half. Utd scored from the penalty. Still lost 43. Drawn against lowly Airdrie in the cup. Not content with simply trying to beat the minnows, Utd set about trying to tap up their goalkeeper in the days leading up to the game. It works and Utd win 2-1. Cue an embarrassing pitch invasion. 44. Pitch invasions for the majority of away goals scored this season. 45.Fans fighting amongst themselves on a large scale after McKay missed his penalty in the Scottish Cup shootout. 46. The emergence of DUFCfan2002 I've likely missed loads out - fill in the gaps. What a fucking joke of a club this season. Only the Fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I'm not sure they were knocked out the cup before they started the infighting at the zoo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I'm not sure they were knocked out the cup before they started the infighting at the zoo... Amended Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Bliss Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Thursday morning up with the larks, Dundee Utd went down at Dens Park, Hey hey hey it's a beautiful day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ron_t Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I'm going to start a wee list of the farces - starting with some of last season. I tried to keep it in chronological-ish order but that's been abandoned after opening up to the wider forum for their "United Moments". I've updated the list by popular demand. 1. Announced debt free - no need to sell players 2. Sold 2 players to direct rivals - Celtic 3. Manager and staff revealed to be skimming the cream off the deal in percentages 4. "Debt free" revealed as figure of speech only - club still in debt despite £12m in player sales with the ground tied up as leverage against non payment 5. Star player bites fellow professional 6. Defend star player by victim blaming and accusing the victim of being a liar and a racist. 7. Star player receives lengthy ban. 8. Direct rivals - Celtic - linked with start player - official statement released saying no more players sold to Celtic. 9. Star player sold to Celtic 10. Chairman loses interest, takes full salary, hires expensive deputy (who every DAB hates) and fucks off to Oz to eye up some new eye candy in the Newcastle Jets 11. Signed Darko Bodul to replace star player - fans creaming themselves into oblivion based on Ratnamaras comments - Darko Bodul is shite. 12. Signed Rodney Sneijder after an Ibiza bender. Fans creaming themselves over his brother. 13. Sneijder is shite, on a come down and leaves 14. Club refund fans with Sneijder on the top 15. Macnamara sacked - healthy payoffs all round 16. Mixu appointed - fans back him 17. Mixu is shite - fans lambast him as the cheap option 18. Mixu signs Gavin Gunning 19. Kawashima is announced as signing - but can't - for 2 months or so as Utd continue to slide down the table and further adrift. 20. Expensive, perma crock mercenaries signed - Demel and Pongolle. Manage about 360 mins between them over a full season 21. Kawashima finally signs - he season is saved! 22. Kawashima throws in a goal on his debut against the Dees - and is actually an expensive vrsion of what the y have - shite. 23. Riku Riski signs - or was it his brother - or both - no-one knows. 24. Turns out its Riku Riski 25. Riku Riski is shite and leaves 26. Gavin Gunning picks the ball up and walks off. 27. Gunning is sacked 28. No he isn't - Gunning is still Utds player. 29. Dundee Utd are relegated at Dens Park in front of under 2000 Arabs. 30. Chairman loses the pliot and sacks the manager and most of the team 31. Utd's next starting XI includes mostly players who are aware they have no future at the club 32. Utd win away to Inverness - but they have cheated to do so. 33. Utd fans hold a minter protest against Thompson which about 10 people turn up to 34. Utd fans aren't bothered as they revel in the fact they might cost Dundee a sum of money. 35. Utd docked 3 points, fined. no points for Inverness. 36. Mixu Paatelainenes infamous "whats the fucking point" interview 37. Mixu Paatelainen getting the police involved after taking a bit of ribbing from Dundee fans then saying "he doesn't mind banter" 38. Chairmans 80 plus year old mother threatened by a disgruntled fan 39. Punch thrown at the chairman during a game 40. Stevie Campbell, the much lauded youth guru, is sacked after a fall out with Jackie Mac. He now delivrs parcels for Yodel. Jackie got sacked soon after anyway 41. Numerous minter-tastic banners - including "Our season starts now" 42. played St Johnstone who lost their best player to injury and goalkeeper to a red card in the first half. Utd scored from the penalty. Still lost 43. Drawn against lowly Airdrie in the cup. Not content with simply trying to beat the minnows, Utd set about trying to tap up their goalkeeper in the days leading up to the game. It works and Utd win 2-1. Cue an embarrassing pitch invasion. 44. Pitch invasions for the majority of away goals scored this season. 45.Fans fighting amongst themselves on a large scale after McKay missed his penalty in the Scottish Cup shootout. 46. The emergence of DUFCfan2002 I've likely missed loads out - fill in the gaps. What a fucking joke of a club this season. Only the Fun. Number 7 is still wrong. Ciftci was a Celtic player when he got banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Number 7 is still wrong. Ciftci was a Celtic player when he got banned It is relevant in the context of utds behaviour prior to the ban. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverarover Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I'm going to start a wee list of the farces - starting with some of last season. I tried to keep it in chronological-ish order but that's been abandoned after opening up to the wider forum for their "United Moments". I've updated the list by popular demand. 1. Announced debt free - no need to sell players 2. Sold 2 players to direct rivals - Celtic 3. Manager and staff revealed to be skimming the cream off the deal in percentages 4. "Debt free" revealed as figure of speech only - club still in debt despite £12m in player sales with the ground tied up as leverage against non payment 5. Star player bites fellow professional 6. Defend star player by victim blaming and accusing the victim of being a liar and a racist. 7. Star player receives lengthy ban. 8. Direct rivals - Celtic - linked with start player - official statement released saying no more players sold to Celtic. 9. Star player sold to Celtic 10. Chairman loses interest, takes full salary, hires expensive deputy (who every DAB hates) and fucks off to Oz to eye up some new eye candy in the Newcastle Jets 11. Signed Darko Bodul to replace star player - fans creaming themselves into oblivion based on Ratnamaras comments - Darko Bodul is shite. 12. Signed Rodney Sneijder after an Ibiza bender. Fans creaming themselves over his brother. 13. Sneijder is shite, on a come down and leaves 14. Club refund fans with Sneijder on the top 15. Macnamara sacked - healthy payoffs all round 16. Mixu appointed - fans back him 17. Mixu is shite - fans lambast him as the cheap option 18. Mixu signs Gavin Gunning 19. Kawashima is announced as signing - but can't - for 2 months or so as Utd continue to slide down the table and further adrift. 20. Expensive, perma crock mercenaries signed - Demel and Pongolle. Manage about 360 mins between them over a full season 21. Kawashima finally signs - he season is saved! 22. Kawashima throws in a goal on his debut against the Dees - and is actually an expensive vrsion of what the y have - shite. 23. Riku Riski signs - or was it his brother - or both - no-one knows. 24. Turns out its Riku Riski 25. Riku Riski is shite and leaves 26. Gavin Gunning picks the ball up and walks off. 27. Gunning is sacked 28. No he isn't - Gunning is still Utds player. 29. Dundee Utd are relegated at Dens Park in front of under 2000 Arabs. 30. Chairman loses the pliot and sacks the manager and most of the team 31. Utd's next starting XI includes mostly players who are aware they have no future at the club 32. Utd win away to Inverness - but they have cheated to do so. 33. Utd fans hold a minter protest against Thompson which about 10 people turn up to 34. Utd fans aren't bothered as they revel in the fact they might cost Dundee a sum of money. 35. Utd docked 3 points, fined. no points for Inverness. 36. Mixu Paatelainenes infamous "whats the fucking point" interview 37. Mixu Paatelainen getting the police involved after taking a bit of ribbing from Dundee fans then saying "he doesn't mind banter" 38. Chairmans 80 plus year old mother threatened by a disgruntled fan 39. Punch thrown at the chairman during a game 40. Stevie Campbell, the much lauded youth guru, is sacked after a fall out with Jackie Mac. He now delivrs parcels for Yodel. Jackie got sacked soon after anyway 41. Numerous minter-tastic banners - including "Our season starts now" 42. played St Johnstone who lost their best player to injury and goalkeeper to a red card in the first half. Utd scored from the penalty. Still lost 43. Drawn against lowly Airdrie in the cup. Not content with simply trying to beat the minnows, Utd set about trying to tap up their goalkeeper in the days leading up to the game. It works and Utd win 2-1. Cue an embarrassing pitch invasion. 44. Pitch invasions for the majority of away goals scored this season. 45.Fans fighting amongst themselves on a large scale after McKay missed his penalty in the Scottish Cup shootout. 46. The emergence of DUFCfan2002 I've likely missed loads out - fill in the gaps. What a fucking joke of a club this season. Only the Fun. Add to that w****r of a chairman approaching clubs to speak to a manager when they are still playing critical matches, when they could have waited a week..... Classless club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbycoxblue Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Albert the groundsman prior to the madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 You never 'stiffed' Thistle though, did you? Wasn't that whole storm in a tea cup over him wanting money from Thistle? Wasn't that a case of in the contract the jags agreed they had a clause that should he leave they'd be due compensation. We didn't as far as I remember, though some Thistle fans think we did! The McNamara compo from Thistle came after IIRC - he tried to claim his promotion bonus from them despite joining us in January and them not being promoted until April. January 30 Jackie McNamara resigns from Partick Thistle. March 22 Partick Thistle statement: “As part of Jackie McNamara’s contract, there was a compensation clause, which Jackie triggered when he resigned from Partick Thistle Football Club. “We would expect that a manager of Jackie’s integrity would honour his contract. If, however, he chooses not to, the club has no choice but to pursue this matter through the Courts. “We fully expect Jackie McNamara will do the honourable thing and so avoid any potential court actionâ€. May 9 BBC report: Dundee United have withdrawn their offer of compensation to Partick Thistle concerning Jackie McNamara's move to Tannadice. United say they had offered to meet Thistle's claim of £80,000 in two instalments but that the Firhill club were seeking a single payment. The most recent offer was for £50,000, despite United's legal advice that no compensation is due by them to Thistle. The Jags declined to comment and have referred the matter to lawyers. June 14 BBC report: Partick Thistle have agreed financial compensation with Dundee United for the loss of their management team to the Tannadice club in January. United had for the departure of manager Jackie McNamara and assistant Simon Donnelly. Thistle had wanted a single payment instead of two instalments. But the two clubs have now announced on their websites that "a full and final settlement has been agreed". "All parties were keen to resolve the situation amicably, without the need for arbitration, and all are pleased that the matter is now closed," they added. United had claimed that their legal advice was that the Glasgow club were not due any compensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Deefiant tries too hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Deefiant tries too hard Took him 10 mins m9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Hibs have put United out both cups, one a hammering the other on penalties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ron_t Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Thursday morning up like a lark Dundee fc don't own dens park Hey hey hey its a beautiful day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Thursday morning up like a lark Looks like McKinnons Knocking you back Hey hey hey its a beautiful day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Took him 10 mins m9 It would've taken me a couple of minutes to do the update if I'd just copy and pasted, but i enjoy it so much I typed it all out again, typos and all. The seethe it's generated from DABs and the usual hangers on has been well worth it tbf. Dare I use the age old P&B defence and say there seems to be an obsession with me and my posting habits? Thank You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I'm going to start a wee list of the farces - starting with some of last season. I tried to keep it in chronological-ish order but that's been abandoned after opening up to the wider forum for their "United Moments". I've updated the list by popular demand. 1. Announced debt free - no need to sell players 2. Sold 2 players to direct rivals - Celtic 3. Manager and staff revealed to be skimming the cream off the deal in percentages 4. "Debt free" revealed as figure of speech only - club still in debt despite £12m in player sales with the ground tied up as leverage against non payment 5. Star player bites fellow professional 6. Defend star player by victim blaming and accusing the victim of being a liar and a racist. 7. Star player receives lengthy ban. 8. Direct rivals - Celtic - linked with start player - official statement released saying no more players sold to Celtic. 9. Star player sold to Celtic 10. Chairman loses interest, takes full salary, hires expensive deputy (who every DAB hates) and fucks off to Oz to eye up some new eye candy in the Newcastle Jets 11. Signed Darko Bodul to replace star player - fans creaming themselves into oblivion based on Ratnamaras comments - Darko Bodul is shite. 12. Signed Rodney Sneijder after an Ibiza bender. Fans creaming themselves over his brother. 13. Sneijder is shite, on a come down and leaves 14. Club refund fans with Sneijder on the top 15. Macnamara sacked - healthy payoffs all round 16. Mixu appointed - fans back him 17. Mixu is shite - fans lambast him as the cheap option 18. Mixu signs Gavin Gunning 19. Kawashima is announced as signing - but can't - for 2 months or so as Utd continue to slide down the table and further adrift. 20. Expensive, perma crock mercenaries signed - Demel and Pongolle. Manage about 360 mins between them over a full season 21. Kawashima finally signs - he season is saved! 22. Kawashima throws in a goal on his debut against the Dees - and is actually an expensive vrsion of what the y have - shite. 23. Riku Riski signs - or was it his brother - or both - no-one knows. 24. Turns out its Riku Riski 25. Riku Riski is shite and leaves 26. Gavin Gunning picks the ball up and walks off. 27. Gunning is sacked 28. No he isn't - Gunning is still Utds player. 29. Dundee Utd are relegated at Dens Park in front of under 2000 Arabs. 30. Chairman loses the pliot and sacks the manager and most of the team 31. Utd's next starting XI includes mostly players who are aware they have no future at the club 32. Utd win away to Inverness - but they have cheated to do so. 33. Utd fans hold a minter protest against Thompson which about 10 people turn up to 34. Utd fans aren't bothered as they revel in the fact they might cost Dundee a sum of money. 35. Utd docked 3 points, fined. no points for Inverness. 36. Mixu Paatelainenes infamous "whats the fucking point" interview 37. Mixu Paatelainen getting the police involved after taking a bit of ribbing from Dundee fans then saying "he doesn't mind banter" 38. Chairmans 80 plus year old mother threatened by a disgruntled fan 39. Punch thrown at the chairman during a game 40. Stevie Campbell, the much lauded youth guru, is sacked after a fall out with Jackie Mac. He now delivrs parcels for Yodel. Jackie got sacked soon after anyway 41. Numerous minter-tastic banners - including "Our season starts now" 42. played St Johnstone who lost their best player to injury and goalkeeper to a red card in the first half. Utd scored from the penalty. Still lost 43. Drawn against lowly Airdrie in the cup. Not content with simply trying to beat the minnows, Utd set about trying to tap up their goalkeeper in the days leading up to the game. It works and Utd win 2-1. Cue an embarrassing pitch invasion. 44. Pitch invasions for the majority of away goals scored this season. 45.Fans fighting amongst themselves on a large scale after McKay missed his penalty in the Scottish Cup shootout. 46. The emergence of DUFCfan2002 I've likely missed loads out - fill in the gaps. What a fucking joke of a club this season. Only the Fun. That's a fantastic read, Cheers!!😂😂 Cheating B*stards btw, who would have thought it!!? 😧 Thompson spitting his dummy out with the SPFL is also pure comedy gold! 😀😀😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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