Bully Wee Villa Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Arrange to meet someone. Turn up late. Hours late. Don't bother to phone to say you'll be late, just leave them waiting while they get really angry. When you finally do turn up, make sure you're wearing a sticker with "How's my arriving?" written on it. Set up premium phone line. Ker. Ching. Edited May 26, 2015 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Start a rival to The Great British Bake Off, aimed at the Chinese market and also the European market. The presenter would be top Chinese TV star Ding Yu, and the focus would be on darker, heavier breads (to appeal to the Germanic types). It would be called "How's my Rye Ding?". Naturally, viewers would be implored to dial a premium rate number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Start a rival to The Great British Bake Off, aimed at the Chinese market and also the European market. The presenter would be top Chinese TV star Ding Yu, and the focus would be on darker, heavier breads (to appeal to the Germanic types). It would be called "How's my Rye Ding?". Naturally, viewers would be implored to dial a premium rate number. Come up with slightly over thought ideas. How's my contriving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Join forces with various evil Tories and convince them to partake in a scheme which is supposed to be a fake charity, taking thousands of pounds from starving Africans. Behind their backs though, change it so that the charity actually does do loads of good work, providing food, wells, Bob Geldof CDs, all the stuff that starving Africans like. Turn up to the next Board meeting with your pissed off co-conspirators wearing a sticker that says "How's my depriving?"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Come up with slightly over thought ideas. How's my contriving? Doesn't work as to match the original idea he should be really bad at contriving not good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Start a service for people who don't want to be recognised. Premium rate phone line. Biggest brightest coloured stickers you can afford "How's my disguising?" You won't even have to try to be shit at this one, providing your stickers are big and bright enough. You'll be sick of the sight of cash in a couple of days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 These fruit peddlers are missing out on a cash mountain.. Spot their amateurish mistake: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Start a service called premium rate phone line sell premium rate phone line's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Start a service called premium rate phone line sell premium rate phone line's Sell premium rate phone line's what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Offer frustrated house wives an on demand oral sex service. Perform the task badly. Print off some business cards that you leave behind. Set up an premium rate phone line. "How's my muff diving?" Profit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Premium rate phone line's phone lines. To whom? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Just thought of a sure fire gold mine. Set up a premium rate number. Get a massive stack of historical files, and sort them into a pretty much random order. You should do this with a sticker saying "How's my archiving?" then the premium number, on your back. The idea is that your sorting of the files will be so haphazard people will feel compelled to dial the number to complain, thus netting you a big profit for minimum effort. You're welcome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) A premium rate phone line company. So you're proposing to sell premium rate phone line's phone lines to a premium rate phone line company? Could be a money spinner - although you'd need to come up with a snappy company name (better than PRPL2PRPLC) Edited May 26, 2015 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Open a posh pet shop and sell premium rats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Start a new TV gameshow. Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon urges viewers to call a premium rate number to chose between competing gangs of roadworkers and travelling folks who have to tarmac a series of driveways in a limited amount of time. "How's my drive, Ming?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 So you're proposing to sell premium rate phone line's phone lines to a premium rate phone line company? Could be a money spinner - although you'd need to come up with a snappy company name (better than PRPL2PRPLC) called 0800 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Pretty funny responses here. 1. Set up premium phone line 2. Buy stickers 3. ??? 4. Profit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I think Donnie Darko's post was an allusion to the business acumen of South Park's Underpants Gnomes... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGR Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Sell made-up transfer rumours for Kilmarnock to Craig McCulloch Burley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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