Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Make your own glue in the bath tub at home - . By melting down prostitutes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Set up a premium rate phone line, then release bees from your garden around the neighbourhood. Stick "How's my hiving?" stickers all over the place, and wait for the money to roll in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Get an extension cable and drag your television out into the street and put on a film. Put up a load of signs in the neighbourhood inviting people to park up and watch a movie. Dish out some popcorn and nachos. Put a sticker under the TV that asks "How's my drive-in?" and invites them to call a premium rate number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDAFC Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Look for those who do as little work as possible and are car owners. Sell them "How's my skiving" car stickers. PHREE MONEH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I have strived to do this unsuccessfully many times in a tin bath in my garage. The garage door has a "How's my striving?" sticker on it. It's a long slow soak but the results are worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 It's a long slow soak but the results are worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDAFC Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Set up a premium rate phone line, then get an average office job, go in on the first day and stick a "How's my skiving?" sticker on the desk, never go back, and wait for the money to roll in. Look for those who do as little work as possible and are car owners. Sell them "How's my skiving" car stickers. PHREE MONEH Stole my idea m9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Rustle some sheep and put stickers on them, walk slowly towards a market or slaughterhouse etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Set up a premium rate phone line, become a part time paramedic dealing solely in accidents requiring resuscitation, and after each successful mission, stick a "How's my reviving?" sticker on their chest, and wait for the money to roll in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Set up a premium rate phone line, run around high fiving people - and put a "How's my high-fiving?" sticker on your back. Kerching etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Whoever suggested a sex line, you could give this a try - http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/teenager-used-bogus-gay-chatline-1067419 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Start plotting and scheming Premium rate phone line. Premium stickers. "Hows my conniving?" Etc. Etc. Etc. You'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams in a fortnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Become a deep sea diver hunting for lost treasure. But do it irresponsibly. Stick a premium rate phone number on the bottom of your flippers that says. "How's my diving?" When other divers phone in to complain you will be quids in. Alternatively, tattoo 'How's My Diving' and a premium rate phone number to your bare arse (you can use your anus as the first digit in a 09 number if you wish), and watch the cash roll in after you go down on your missus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 1. Set up premium phone line 2. Buy stickers 3. ??? 4. Profit! -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Set up a webcam focussed on a small black and white bird. Viewers can then text a premium rate in response to the on-screen graphic asking "How's my lapwing?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) I'm rustling a joke about a Muslim chap getting married to 4 different woman and a "How's my wiving" sticker. Let me get back to you on it. Edited May 26, 2015 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Alternatively, tattoo 'How's My Diving' and a premium rate phone number to your bare arse (you can use your anus as the first digit in a 09 number if you wish), and watch the cash roll in after you go down on your missus. Ditch the stickers? Risky strategy, but may just work. Become a gigolo, set up a premium rate phone number, get a tattoo(as above) but with "How's my riding?", be a snide ride and your gaff will be like King Solomon's Mines within a month. Absolutely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Chop both of your hands off, set up a premium rate phone line and put a sticker on your back saying 'How's high-fiving?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 All these great business ideas, you'll soon be thriving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Run about the streets annoying folk by pretending to interview people on chat shows, spouting shite in a nasaly Ozzie accent whilst refusing to die to increase people's Dead Pool points. Remember to add a sticker on your back with a premium rate phone number on it. How's my Cliving ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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