Big Rider Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Pooch instead of dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I am watching the women's World Cup (because I'm pished and she's in a huff), and the bint in the studio,(ex-England player), keeps saying "Defilly" instead of "Definitely". Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! I was listening to Radio Clyde in someone else's car the other week and Gordon Dalziel repeatedly suggested that Rangers needed to attack more. He wanted them to go for the juggler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Words used to replace swearing is infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 People who use the words 'stood' and 'sat' with 'was' should be butchered. I was sat, no you weren't, you were sitting. Cretins. ^^^Passive voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I was listening to Radio Clyde in someone else's car the other week and Gordon Dalziel repeatedly suggested that Rangers needed to attack more. He wanted them to go for the juggler. The old "How do you kill a circus?" punchline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted June 13, 2015 Author Share Posted June 13, 2015 "not" I just omitted it in error from an important e-mail that I've just sent at work and, of course, the whole thrust of the e-mail sounds like a loada pish and gives the totally opposite meaning to what I was trying to say. Beer beckons at 5.00pm The use of "not" to negate a previously positive sentence. It started in Wayne's World but has been misused ever since. You can legitimately say "I did...............not" or I have ...............not" as they make sense but people say "I cooked her a meal ................not" or "I'm going to apologise to him...............not" which is just daft and isn't funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I may have said this but can't be bothered looking back to check but the word carnage really pisses me off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 "My bad, hee hee hee" You really shouldn't have told me that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Wean. I hate that word 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Kirk, as in church. Not people called Kirk, although I don't like them either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Kirk, as in church. Not people called Kirk, although I don't like them either. ^^^ Captain Kirk pulled his mum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Wean. I hate that word I agree with you on this. Also "sprogs" is another word I can't abide.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted June 18, 2015 Author Share Posted June 18, 2015 Someone just said "Gosh" to me. They were English it has to be said but that's still no excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Someone just said "Gosh" to me. They were English it has to be said but that's still no excuse. Had you just told them what the weather was like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Weirdo I absolutely detest the use of the word "weirdo" Is there a more ignorant and generalising word than weirdo. If anybody has a mental health issue or deviates slightly from what society terms as normal. They are judged to be a weirdo. Which probably in turn leads to more mental health issues. Can you imagine how many lone wolf killers who go on shooting sprees killing people because their classmates or friends has classed them a weirdo. The word has the ability to cast people out to the outskirts of society. When we were at school anybody who was a goth was weirdo or anybody who was gay was weirdo or anybody who took drugs was a weirdo. Of course they are not we were just being ignorant as children. So there it is. Weirdo Horrible, ignorant, negative, c**t of a word who has no place in my vocabulary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Weirdo I absolutely detest the use of the word "weirdo" Is there a more ignorant and generalising word than weirdo. If anybody has a mental health issue or deviates slightly from what society terms as normal. They are judged to be a weirdo. Which probably in turn leads to more mental health issues. Can you imagine how many lone wolf killers who go on shooting sprees killing people because their classmates or friends has classed them a weirdo. The word has the ability to cast people out to the outskirts of society. When we were at school anybody who was a goth was weirdo or anybody who was gay was weirdo or anybody who took drugs was a weirdo. Of course they are not we were just being ignorant as children. So there it is. Weirdo Horrible, ignorant, negative, c**t of a word who has no place in my vocabulary. ^^^Weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 "I turned round and said" No you fucking didn't. And if you did turn around and say something, you couldn't have been liking at the person you were having a conversation with, you ignorant p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 "I turned round and said" No you fucking didn't. And if you did turn around and say something, you couldn't have been liking at the person you were having a conversation with, you ignorant p***k. I work with a woman who uses this all the time. Well, she's a Fifer so it's more, "I turnt roond and said.." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) I work with a woman who uses this all the time. Well, she's a Fifer so it's more, "I turnt roond and said.."There was an old guy in Airdrie called Turnroon, because he said it so much. Edited June 18, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 "reach out to him" As in gie him a phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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