JamieThomas Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Can we not just agree that pretty much all Hearts strikers in recent years have been gash? Except for Osman, obvs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The top speed on an oil tanker is 13 knots, which works out at around 15MPH. An average human can run at about 10mph Sutton must be LIGHTENING. Can't wait to see this dynamo complete #baller play for us tbh. Edit for being a general spacer. That's 9 seconds for the 60m dash which is pretty slow for a pro athlete Nonetheless the oil tanker is the traditional cliché to compare someone to if they can't change direction quickly as opposed to simply lack pace so you were probably right to pick him up on it. Well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Have we found out when Sutton was released yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Have we found out when Sutton was released yet? I,for one, would also like to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Can we not just agree that pretty much all Hearts strikers in recent years have been gash? Hibs have had several strikers who have banged in the goals over the years. It hasn't made you any less laughbly shit though and just look at the state of your club now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Hibs have had several strikers who have banged in the goals over the years. It hasn't made you any less laughbly shit though and just look at the state of your club now. Nibble nibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Amusing Pseudonym Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 That's 9 seconds for the 60m dash which is pretty slow for a pro athlete Nonetheless the oil tanker is the traditional cliché to compare someone to if they can't change direction quickly as opposed to simply lack pace so you were probably right to pick him up on it. Well done The correct measure of lack of pace is the milk float.That said, 15 mph is about a 17 second 100m, which even I could manage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Have we found out when Sutton was released yet? If I confirm he wasn't released, will that be the end of it? Cause if so, I'm willing to jump on that grenade for the rest of the guys on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
govansaint Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The correct measure of lack of pace is the milk float. That said, 15 mph is about a 17 second 100m, which even I could manage. as slow as a week in the jail? as slow as the average brain of a Dundee fan ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 If I confirm he wasn't released, will that be the end of it? Cause if so, I'm willing to jump on that grenade for the rest of the guys on here. Not good enough m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Not good enough m8. I was desperate to be a martyr, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 A week in jail is exactly the same length of time as week anywhere else though, so that's another fucking stupid saying. No surprise you thought it up though. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 For a supposed "genius" Einstein was a bit thick. What sort of Mango puts his hand on a hot stove for a minute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGR Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Jamie Mole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Amusing Pseudonym Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 That's majestic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Wonder Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Cee Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Can we not just agree that pretty much all Hearts strikers in recent years have been gash? Except all of them last season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Maybe the John Sutton that we had playing for hearts was in fact a totally non-non-bogus evil Robot John Sutton while the real John Sutton was actually hidden in a cellar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC92 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I once had a dream where we got to the final qualifying round for the Champions League and started Jamie Mole on his own up front while Edgaras Jankauskas, Mauricio Pinilla and Roman Bednar all watched on from the sidelines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin McCann Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I once had a dream where we got to the final qualifying round for the Champions League and started Jamie Mole on his own up front while Edgaras Jankauskas, Mauricio Pinilla and Roman Bednar all watched on from the sidelines. Yep, crazy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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