Grim O'Grady Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Following on from the living in a car thread. I thought this one would be more up our street. I done it in a rover 205 and a Renault 19 but only got a blowie when I had a corsa. I've got a Merc now but never had a sniff, not that I've tried to be honest. When I 1st passed me test I had a daf 44 what a wreck it was, took a bird out but ended up shagging her on a football pitch, at night & not underfloor lights. Good score. So what's your best car shag, make & model please? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Depends on how well the dogging goes tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Yes, but I'm a gentleman so no details shall be forthcoming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I've had sex in a car. But, then, I live in a car, so... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I have sadly never done this despite years of asking the mrs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Do Wanks count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 When you have a girlfriend as a teenager and you both still live with your parents and siblings it's pretty much a must With my last girlfriend the first ever time we did it was in her car, she was driving and picked me up drunk after a night out, headed up to an industrial estate car park with a McDonald's, ate our McDonalds and then got to it, as you can imagine it was very romantic After that it turned into a pretty common thing, was a fecking nightmare trying to do anything at her house as she had her parents and 3 brothers running about a 4 bedroom house and mines is a bungalow with my room right next to the livingroom, people constantly walking past the door meant it was too risky The car was the only option at times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I've had sex in a car. But, then, I live alone in a car FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Lithgow incoming... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Do Wanks count?Of course you do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 No, but the ladies enjoy my coq au vin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Once, in a borrowed Rover Metro. Broke the passanger seat and there was some questionable stains left that were never spoken about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 All my cars have been christened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I've never had a car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 All my cars have been christened. Catalytic Catholic Converter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 My eldest was conceived in 1997 in a Mercedes G Wagon (before they were trendy) one Sunday morning somewhere between Bagshot and Beaconsfield. I remember the route, the car and the woman.It could have been in one of three lay-bys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 17, 2015 Author Share Posted June 17, 2015 My eldest was conceived in 1997 in a Mercedes G Wagon (before they were trendy) one Sunday morning somewhere between Bagshot and Beaconsfield. I remember the route, the car and the woman.It could have been in one of three lay-bys. I hope you didn't do a beckham & call the kid Bagfield? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Yes, with a chunky bird, in a Peugeot 205. It was fucking ridiculous. Also with a tidier bird a year or two later which ended in near disaster. Not having any condoms and not being entirely keen on trying to scrub jizz stains out of the seat fabric the following day, I managed to persuade her to swallow. Unfortunately she changed her mind during the "jester's toes", with the unfortunate two-pronged result of her going apeshit over the state i'd left her bra in and me spending an unpleasant Sunday morning try to clean some stray dried-out population paste from one of the central air vents. Basically, don't f**k anyone in a Peugeot 205. Especially the 3 door hatch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 In a birds Hyundai i10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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