mattydfc Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 A fine battle cry, Matty. I'll be attending the game in the same spirit. Coyne willing our paths will once again cross as they did when we first met: side-by-side in the Tay Bridge Bar bog, cocks oot, urinating like champions. Incredible scenes. I expect we'll carry the same level of support as was seen last time we played Killie on the first day of the season a few years back. If I remember rightly it was in the region of 7000, a number officially confirmed by Kilmarnock FC and trustworthy P&B member of note craigkillie among others. Who am I to argue. Predictions? 3-1 Dundee, with no more than a dozen away supporters ejected from the stadium. I have to agree with you there my man, it was fucking scenes. I hope we pump them and with the right amount of hallucinogenics I'll probably stumble away thinking we've won 6-3 anyway. Fan Zhiyi with the winner. f**k Killie, f**k Marvin, f**k Bullet (rip), I'd f**k Dayna, f**k Kris Boyd and f**k the Killie pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 ps nice to see you back ya big ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I'd f**k Dayna £90 you'll get broonwings off her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cass316 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 So much anger from you Dundonians. Don't get United fans going on like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 #YaaaaasCass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 £90 you'll get broonwings off her. "Fancy a pint doon the Trongate lads?" http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/5736009/Scheme-stars-hooker-shame.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I have no idea how 'selling sex for £20' equates to getting sucked aff. Call me old fashioned but until I've entered the dragon, it's just not sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Not making this, due to work commitments. Hopefully the bold heroes in Dark Blue, do the biz on the park, and collect three points. I'm sure the #WhoDaresChings boys, will do it off it/ on it, Ken whit ah mean mate? #TheChingerTakesItAll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cass316 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I have no idea how 'selling sex for £20' equates to getting sucked aff. Call me old fashioned but until I've entered the dragon, it's just not sex. 20 quid for a gammy sounds about right tbh. But it's Daina, probably get the full service for 20 quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Its a sad story, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Not making this, due to work commitments. Hopefully the bold heroes in Dark Blue, do the biz on the park, and collect three points. I'm sure the #WhoDaresChings boys, will do it off it/ on it, Ken whit ah mean mate? #TheChingerTakesItAll What is this Ching chat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry boy Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 I think we will bring around 5000 considering our new signings and anything less than a 2-0 win is pretty poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Or on the other hand. If you have the intellect to work out by the Friday what you intend to do on the Saturday you get yourself a 25% decrease. It's only a 16.67% decrease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 What is this Ching chat? That's the beauty, it can be everything or it can be nothing. It can be total euphoria or total sadness. You need to do it to understand it. Words can't describe it well enough. #WhoDaresChings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 #thetimestheyareachinging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cass316 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 #Youcanshoveyerchingupyerarse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 #Youcanshoveyerchingupyerarse I prefer shoving it up my nose. I reckon Cass has watched Wolf Of Wall Street once too many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 #Youcanshoveyerchingupyerarse Plays havoc wi my Duke of Argylls, so it's a no from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 ^^^ Got an E from his Dad for his birthday ^^^^^^ jealous .....coz he hasn't got a dad and I got them for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 ^^^^^^ jealous .....coz he hasn't got a dad and I got them for free Everyone has a dad m9. Without a man conception is not possible. I struggled to interpret the rest of your poorly worded post, but one interpretation would be that when it comes to dads you got "them" (plural) for free. I put it to you that whilst these multiple fathers were indeed free for yourself, it is very likely they are having to pay your mother anything in the region of £20 to £100 to be the daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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