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Brian from Confused.com. f**k off. You're not a "meme", you're not relevant in the slightest, no one knows or cares about you so piss off.


They have the cheek to put up "#briantherobot" on the screen, surely the least used hashtag on Twitter!
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There's an advert on just now for some vitamins that's got some dick driving about in a classic car, fucking about in the gym, then getting fitted for a new suit.

None of this is any more than lazy and mildly annoying.

Then the c**t looks at me like "who the f**k are you then?" then his name flashes up on the screen "David Gandy for...."

Am I supposed to know who this p***k is or something?

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9 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said:

I'm still none the wiser as to who he is and why I should run out and buy the vitamins he's hauking.

edit:  Yes, I realise that Google would give me the answer in seconds, but then he's won.

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10 hours ago, jimmy boo said:

Tesco ad with Ben Miller and family lost in a maze.....grrrrrrr

Actually I would quite like this one if they didn't actually get out at the end. (Sorry, should I have put that as a Spoiler?)

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Any advert with obnoxious children, though particularly the current one (and I have no idea what it's for) with the hyperactive brat leaning over the back of the airliner seat screaming in the face of the man behind. If it was me I would solve the problem with a swift poke in the eye, though that would no doubt lead to an unpleasant confrontation with the brat's Neanderthal father.

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The one with the mother and daughter shaving their heads to raise money for cancer research.

Now don't get me wrong - I've nothing against the two of them and I hope they do raise a huge amount. It's their f*ckwit friends that annoy me. What kind of dickhead says, "Okay, I'll donate money to this charity but only if the pair of you go around looking like tw*ts for the next couple of months"? If you're going to donate to charity then do it; don't force some poor sod to humiliate himself or run a sodding marathon first.

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The one that grates a bit at the moment is the pretentious advert on Capital for some no-mark Italian restaurant.

You don't just drink wine, you talk some w**k about it first.

Food is not just sustenance, it is passion...blaaa blaa blaa

Away and don't talk shite. It's an Italian restaurant and you've hardly cornered the market on wine.

Could be worse, could be that god awful Tony Macaroni advert.

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