Stevieda Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 This is a borderline modern pish patter effort, can something really be both harsh, and fair??P&B decides the fate of Berts patter..... Ball then man... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevieda Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I get your point but harsh can be fair. If someone looks like a melted welly you can tell them they look like a melted welly. It's harsh, but also fair comment. Like you've got to be cruel to be kind. Cruelness is inherently unkind but the comment makes sense.Doesn't take away from your point however that it's lazy, generic, pish patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 50 minutes ago, Stevieda said: Doesn't take away from your point however that it's lazy, generic, pish patter. Harsh. But fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Vanarama 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Ruth Jones in the latest Tesco advert wondering if she's cooked the turkey properly. Tesco sells meat thermometers for under a fiver ya fat f**k. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Wid. Not now she's the size of a bus!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 8 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: Not now she's the size of a bus!! Maybe he meant the turkey.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Clarkson's Amazon firestick ad. Why's he sending them to the continent to people he doesn't like if they're that good. Wish a drone would knock him over that cliff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I would be ecstatic if Clarkson was to die suddenly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Just now, DA Baracus said: I would be ecstatic if Clarkson was to die suddenly How very humane of you, some of us would probably prefer a more protracted demise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: How very humane of you, some of us would probably prefer a more protracted demise. Nah, then we'd probably get loads of coverage and probably specials and other pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Joe Terrapin said: Clarkson's Amazon firestick ad. Why's he sending them to the continent to people he doesn't like if they're that good. Wish a drone would knock him over that cliff. Wondered that myself the other day. Doesn't make a lick of sense. Is it that he's waving goodbye to the drones in the direction of Europe, so it's like he's subversively waving goodbye to the EU? Only there's nothing subversive or naughty about it at all; he could literally and unabashedly wave goodbye to Europe from the Dover cliffs every day of the week and nobody would be surprised or give a f**k. I may have put too much thought into this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 14 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Wondered that myself the other day. Doesn't make a lick of sense. Is it that he's waving goodbye to the drones in the direction of Europe, so it's like he's subversively waving goodbye to the EU? Only there's nothing subversive or naughty about it at all; he could literally and unabashedly wave goodbye to Europe from the Dover cliffs every day of the week and nobody would be surprised or give a f**k. I may have put too much thought into this. This was exactly my thought process about an hour ago. Is it just meaningless shite or is some brexit thing bizarrely executed? Also that grimace that I suppose he thinks is a cheeky grin makes me want to melt his teeth with acid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I don't understand it either. It's a smile that says, "joke's on them ha", when we're the ones in the shit.He's an absolute arse and anyone who idolises him or even so much as likes him is a fucking vl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 On 12/6/2016 at 22:52, Zen Archer said: Ruth Jones in the latest Tesco advert wondering if she's cooked the turkey properly. Tesco sells meat thermometers for under a fiver ya fat f**k. I was trying to remember if it was her who you had threatened to kick in the kipper earlier on in the thread. Turns out it was. On 6/23/2016 at 21:49, Zen Archer said: Ruth Jones in the Tesco ad, I could kick her in the kipper all day long. Marvellous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 The moaning cow on the Nationwide adverts, whinging about her flatmates via the medium of rhyme. I hope they kill her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 More than a bargaaaain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 On 08/12/2016 at 00:13, invergowrie arab said: This was exactly my thought process about an hour ago. Is it just meaningless shite or is some brexit thing bizarrely executed? Also that grimace that I suppose he thinks is a cheeky grin makes me want to melt his teeth with acid. Looks like his teeth have long since started the melting process On 08/12/2016 at 00:48, Jamaldo said: I don't understand it either. It's a smile that says, "joke's on them ha", when we're the ones in the shit. He's an absolute arse and anyone who idolises him or even so much as likes him is a fucking vl. Indeed. In fact anyone who likes him should be ran over by every car that's ever appeared on Top Gear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Clarkson's teeth are like the late Queen Mother's...vile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Indeed. In fact anyone who likes him should be ran over by every car that's ever appeared on Top Gear. Not a car enthusiast then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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