bhoy who invented weetabix Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 1 - This one time I fingered this Dutch bird she shit down my arm 2 - He definetely takes after his mum in the cock department, she aint got one either 3 - "Did she give you a blow job then?" "Yes, Neil I got one in Nando's and one on the escalator" " REALLY...??" 4 - "Actually if I was fucking an old granny then that would make me the opposite of a peado" "Okay then your an O-A-peado" 5 - Simon, you're not going to ask me to finger myself again are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Coaches w****r! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Will: "On the other hand, your mum would probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Columbine massacre "show them" or futile gesture "show them"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "If she fucks like she moans then youre in for a treat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "Ooh football friend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 1. "Aw, Neil, I can see it...it's like a brown mist." 2. "Name an Aussie bird and I've shagged her. Elle MacPherson- check. Dame Edna Everage- check. Kylie and Dannii Minogue three-way? I done that ten minutes after getting off the plane." 3. "I make love to them with a technique I like to call the one-pump orgasm." 4. "That one has shagged everyone. I've slung one up her a few times myself." 5. "There is nothing funny about testicles, Cooper, as you'll discover tomorrow in my office." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 The one that always makes me crease myself is "we also hit a spastic with a Frisbee". It's the delivery of it, absolutely brilliant comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "So i had one bent over like this, there was one up here i was fingerin and then i was toe fucking one on the floor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Awww, come on Carly, finger yourself in front of me! They do it in the Caravan Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 'Brilliant'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 "Mr Gilbert! You have no jurisdiction here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Simon talking dirty "I'm gonna f*ck your f*cking fanny off you twat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 If there is grass on the pitch then play ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 If there is grass on the pitch then play ball. "Right, and what if there isn't?" "Well, by the time you find out it'll be too late." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Well that, was fucking dreadful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Not necessarily a line but when Simon spews all over the wee boy mid sentence his timing is class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Not necessarily a line but when Simon spews all over the wee boy mid sentence his timing is class Hands down the best episode. Simon steals the show in that one. His timing is spot on there, but a scene before that kills me as well due to his timing. When they leave Neil's house and they are walking down the street, the 'fresh air hits him' while Simon and Will are speaking. Look out for it next time, it's done brilliantly! I think every young person has experienced that when boozing Really wish they had put the effort of one of the films into another series of this show. It was superb and two films were excessive IMO. Another series would have been far better. Anyway:- " He touched us here. And here. The bumhole!" "Yooou little shits!" ....... "Just because Kevin's gay doesn't automatically mean he's a paedophile" That whole dialogue is hilarious tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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