DA Baracus Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 She probably developed an immunity to spunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 He obviously wasn't very good. Or she kept spitting it out..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Saint Sam was a different lassie. I can think of three P&B marriages. I thought it was two. I know of a third couple that have married during their time on P&B but I didn't think they'd met through here. I wonder how many P&B babies there are and if the fathers are who they think they are.I think that's two as well. Dunno about that last bit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 I have suggested this The lady in question is actually very nice. She got drunk and confessed to a work mate of hers that she was shagging the boss because her fiance doesn't have sex with her any more. Not sure why My OH was telling me about a woman at his work who is openly having an affair with a guy in another dept. Apparently everyone treats them like they are a couple, asking what they got each other for Christmas etc and absolutely none of them refer to the fact he is cheating on his wife who has just had a baby with him. I mean that is pretty fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Mozzamozza, on 24 Sept 2015 - 12:08, said: I cheated on my wife once. I moved my counter forward an extra square whilst she wasn't looking during a game of Ludo in 2008. She still doesn't know. Don't get me involved in your kinky sex games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful And it kills him inside To know that I am happy with some other guy I can see him dying I don't wanna do this anymore I don't wanna be the reason why Every time I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside I don't wanna hurt him anymore I don't wanna take away his life I don't wanna be... A murderer #Rihanna #deepwords #profound #reallymakesyouthink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 My OH was telling me about a woman at his work who is openly having an affair with a guy in another dept. Apparently everyone treats them like they are a couple, asking what they got each other for Christmas etc and absolutely none of them refer to the fact he is cheating on his wife who has just had a baby with him. I mean that is pretty fucked up. Affairs like that seem like a lot of effort. Getting drunk and making a mistake is stupid, but one thing, but consistently having an affair with someone like that just seems like a stupid amount of hard work. Can't be worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Why go with other Jessica Alba when I've got my own Jessica Alba already? "Lost in those eyes" type post. Lost his eyes type post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I am known to hide some money during a game of monopoly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Every f*cker cheats in our card school, and everyone knows it ! The art is not getting caught & everybody knows that too !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 My mate shagged a bird 1 night..He was in a relationship with another..the gimp he pumped said to him the following DAY that she was pregnant, he was shitting himself, I was laughing my head off, he was raging at me for takin the piss. Turn out she wasn't up the spout she was just a mentalist! Reminds me of a mentalist when I was a student. In the pre mobile/email/app days, we had pigeon holes in my uni department. I'd picked up a nice note one day from a girl in one of my tutorial groups asking me to call her some time. We hadn't even spoken - she'd just decided she liked me. I'd been arguing loads with my then girlfriend so I called her late one night and popped round to see her. She invited me in and on the back of her door she had loads of porn pics - what looked like gay porn playing cards. She'd circled the ones she'd thought would look like me when I was aroused. Had an interesting evening and the next morning she had decided we were now an item. I explained I had a girlfriend and she explained that she knew this and had friends she knew she could get to kill her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Reminds me of a mentalist when I was a student. In the pre mobile/email/app days, we had pigeon holes in my uni department. I'd picked up a nice note one day from a girl in one of my tutorial groups asking me to call her some time. We hadn't even spoken - she'd just decided she liked me. I'd been arguing loads with my then girlfriend so I called her late one night and popped round to see her. She invited me in and on the back of her door she had loads of porn pics - what looked like gay porn playing cards. She'd circled the ones she'd thought would look like me when I was aroused. Had an interesting evening and the next morning she had decided we were now an item. I explained I had a girlfriend and she explained that she knew this and had friends she knew she could get to kill her. ^ ^ ^ Eminem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Reminds me of a mentalist when I was a student. In the pre mobile/email/app days, we had pigeon holes in my uni department. I'd picked up a nice note one day from a girl in one of my tutorial groups asking me to call her some time. We hadn't even spoken - she'd just decided she liked me. I'd been arguing loads with my then girlfriend so I called her late one night and popped round to see her. She invited me in and on the back of her door she had loads of porn pics - what looked like gay porn playing cards. She'd circled the ones she'd thought would look like me when I was aroused. Had an interesting evening and the next morning she had decided we were now an item. I explained I had a girlfriend and she explained that she knew this and had friends she knew she could get to kill her. This is a very bizarre post but fair do's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 This is a very bizarre post but fair do's I stopped responding to her notes but they made decent reading - mainly about rubber underwear she was buying to model for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Are you going to give us more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Are you going to give us more? Just for you.. She said she was never going to wash her face again after something, eh, splashed on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Just for you.. She said she was never going to wash her face again after something, eh, splashed on it. And did she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 And did she? I was too scared to ever get near enough to her to find out. Nutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 What's her name? I'm begging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 What's her name? I'm begging! Probably something like Inmate 798612332 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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