YassinMoutaouakil Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I thought I was having an affair of the mind once but it turned out I wasn't actually in a relationship with either girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I thought I was having an affair of the mind once but it turned out I wasn't actually in a relationship with either girl. Another flower on the coffin of monogamy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Another flower on the coffin of monogamy Those are quite expensive, you're better getting a soft wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 My mate shagged a bird 1 night..He was in a relationship with another..the gimp he pumped said to him the following DAY that she was pregnant, he was shitting himself, I was laughing my head off, he was raging at me for takin the piss. Turn out she wasn't up the spout she was just a mentalist! Your mate cant be to bright either if he believed she could tell she was pregnant less than a day after firing his egg white cannon up her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I once went on a lads holiday to ayia napa with the intention of staying totally faithful. We were in a club with a group of girls and after the most innocent small talk one of them came up to me and said she was leaving and gave me her hotel room number. It took me a long time to make my decision and I eventually told her I had a girlfriend. The next day I totally regretted this decision. We arranged to meet up with the group again that night but when we got there I found out that she had contracted swine flu and had to go to the hospital. She was there for a week so it never happened. I then spent the rest of the week trying and failing desperately to get my hole because I was now so scanting for it. Unfortunately that kind of desperation is not conducive to pulling in nightclubs. The girl was decent but nowhere near as good looking as my missus but I genuinely still regret not doing it. You'd have to imagine someone who would just invite someone totally random back to their room like that would have to have been complete filth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 found out that she had contracted swine flu and had to go to the hospital. ^^^David Cameron found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I remember an old guy getting interviewed on tv and when asked what his biggest regret was it was "not getting enough sex". I don't want to be that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I remember an old guy getting interviewed on tv and when asked what his biggest regret was it was "not getting enough sex". I don't want to be that guy. I had enough sex once, prison is a harsh place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 It's nothing personal, just that you're all scum. Especially Itzdrk. Scum? I'm subhuman scum i'll have you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 There's no point trying to hide it (uh uh oh oh) No point trying to evade it (uh uh oh oh) I know I got a problem (uh uh oh oh) Problem with misbehaving (uh uh oh oh oh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Mmm, I guess I should have said "actively considering." It's only natural to scope out other women - anyone who says they never do is only lying to themselves - but once you get into the logistics of how things would work out it's a bit different. I know a guy who got married at 18 and says he's never even thought about being with another woman since then. For what it's worth I believe him, he's a devoted family man. Still, to not even think about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Reminds me of a mentalist when I was a student. In the pre mobile/email/app days, we had pigeon holes in my uni department. I'd picked up a nice note one day from a girl in one of my tutorial groups asking me to call her some time. We hadn't even spoken - she'd just decided she liked me. I'd been arguing loads with my then girlfriend so I called her late one night and popped round to see her. She invited me in and on the back of her door she had loads of porn pics - what looked like gay porn playing cards. She'd circled the ones she'd thought would look like me when I was aroused. Had an interesting evening and the next morning she had decided we were now an item. I explained I had a girlfriend and she explained that she knew this and had friends she knew she could get to kill her. I like this story. Bonkers. Were you not concerned she would tell your gf what you had done? I would never cheat on my bird. I know if I was cheated on I'd be absolutely devastated and it would probably f**k me up a bit. I wouldn't ever want to put my girlfriend though that. Cheating is a really shitty thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I like this story. Bonkers. Were you not concerned she would tell your gf what you had done? I would never cheat on my bird. I know if I was cheated on I'd be absolutely devastated and it would probably f**k me up a bit. I wouldn't ever want to put my girlfriend though that. Cheating is a really shitty thing to do. It took me a few months to get over mines as it happened with an old mate of mines. Felt like my world came crashing down at my feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I like this story. Bonkers. Were you not concerned she would tell your gf what you had done? I would never cheat on my bird. I know if I was cheated on I'd be absolutely devastated and it would probably f**k me up a bit. I wouldn't ever want to put my girlfriend though that. Cheating is a really shitty thing to do. There was a bit of a worry about a potential bust up but I was fairly hedonistic and probably a wee bit off the rails at that age. I think I just concocted a story about it being too snowy to get home so just crashed on the other side of town - this was indeed true, I just left out the bit about the other girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Turned out She wasn't even pregnant 6 months later Tell your mate he can stop worrying about becoming a dad with a mentalist...and start worrying about being a Jaffa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful And it kills him inside To know that I am happy with some other guy I can see him dying I don't wanna do this anymore I don't wanna be the reason why Every time I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside I don't wanna hurt him anymore I don't wanna take away his life I don't wanna be... A murderer #Rihanna #deepwords #profound #reallymakesyouthink A muddaruh. Think that's what she said. Think it's a word for a Bedouin prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Hello muddurah, hello faddurah, here I am at, Camp Granada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 It took me a few months to get over mines as it happened with an old mate of mines. Felt like my world came crashing down at my feet. Sorry to hear that, why didn't you post something at the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I like this story. Bonkers. Were you not concerned she would tell your gf what you had done? I would never cheat on my bird. I know if I was cheated on I'd be absolutely devastated and it would probably f**k me up a bit. I wouldn't ever want to put my girlfriend though that. Cheating is a really shitty thing to do. You cheat on Saints with Aberdeen. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 You cheat on Saints with Aberdeen. LOL! Shit...what have I become!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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