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The Mattydfc Awards 2015


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No 43

H_B

Cuntometer: 9

'An utter fan_dan - let's move on'

mizfit

Ever since Supras was banned, H_B 's contribution to the Misc Fitba Forum is the same as my donations to CADV. A truly awful poster who simply looks for a sparring partner to spam threads with. His latest recruit is Fide over on the Politics Forum and spams his Unionist shite at ever opportunity.

'Everyone likes a nice arse; but never a smart arse.'

8mileBU

'Makes Lex a credible poster'

booitsme7

'Written anesthesia on demand'

granny danger

I wouldn't throw my fucking phone at that c**t.

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:lol::lol::lol:

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I don't have a crystal ball, adders. You've got me slightly confused and worried now. Your chat is somewhat rapey.

Im not forcing into having sex with me Philpy. I think given that my cock is only a few inches long and you are an hour's drive away, I would suggest that your anal virginity may still be in tact. I'm pretty shit at pool if I'm being honest too.

So back on topic, you reckon you have a part to play in this thread?

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'Randy Giles. It seems his normal contribution to a thread is "Only thickos respond to trolls" and then responds to them. Bit of a twat'

Who said this?

Any idea who thinks Randy Giles is a twat?

First one to name all 159 of them wins Phiply's pool cue.

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Oh, of course. The regular posters with nowt better to do will have a field day with me. Never judge a book by its cover.

Tbf, you hardly got a mention so I wouldn't worry.

The Pie and Bovril piss up in Belfast was well under way during the vote.

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Lifetime Tosser Award

Keithgy

Cuntometer reading: 1,000,000,000,007

Why?

Being a baldy p***k. Hope his boiler breaks doon at Xmas.

'Am no a fan'

BarraJag

'Total c**t'

Gerd Muller Corner

'Made me out to be some monster because I drink Stella'

Magee84

'Prefers Cornflakes'

Bhoy Who Invented Weetabix

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Lifetime Tosser Award

Keithgy

Cuntometer reading: 1,000,000,000,007

Why?

Being a baldy p***k. Hope his boiler breaks doon at Xmas.

'Am no a fan'

BarraJag

'Total c**t'

Gerd Muller Corner

'Made me out to be some monster because I drink Stella'

Magee84

'Prefers Cornflakes'

Bhoy Who Invented Weetabix

I just got a punch on the arm from the wife, I laughed so loud at that, I woke her up.

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Probably no more than I deserve. I am genuinely appalled at my actions and embarrassed at How people view me now. If I had the Chance to turn back time and just be normal about the fact that other people have their own lives to live, I certainly would.

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Right that's me for the night.

Thanks to my 'guest speaker' this evening - you know who you are. ;)

Looking for another guest speaker tomorrow. PM me if you fancy it.

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