P45 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Teuchters eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Nicked from Facebook: "To all Edinburgh citizens laughing at Fifers being cut off from you, the Amazon warehouse is on our side. Merry Christmas!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 It's health and safety gone mad, what's the worst that could happen? You could end up in Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 You could end up in Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 The insight from those interviewed on Reporting Scotland was groundbreaking stuff; 'There should've been more carriages' Aye, I'm sure ScotRail will be kicking themselves for not thinking of that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 The insight from those interviewed on Reporting Scotland was groundbreaking stuff; 'There should've been more carriages' Aye, I'm sure ScotRail will be kicking themselves for not thinking of that one. Can tell the local Neanderthals apart when they request more carriages on the train as if scotrail have loads of spare carriages lying around 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Can you still walk over? Car share with some other cunto, one car each side of the bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 The insight from those interviewed on Reporting Scotland was groundbreaking stuff; 'There should've been more carriages' Aye, I'm sure ScotRail will be kicking themselves for not thinking of that one. This is really starting to get my goat! There seems to be a belief from the general public that ScotRail have an unlimted supply of carriages locked away in some secret bunker somewhere. Not only that but ScotRail are purposely keeping these carriages under lock and key not only to piss off the public but also to deprive the company of a massive increase of revenue. Fucking twats! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 This is really starting to get my goat! There seems to be a belief from the general public that ScotRail have an unlimted supply of carriages locked away in some secret bunker somewhere. Not only that but ScotRail are purposely keeping these carriages under lock and key not only to piss off the public but also to deprive the company of a massive increase of revenue. Fucking twats! Not just Scotrail, I await the online fury on Facebook stating that this has ruined their Christmas, fucking fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I know they are thinking of putting a ferry to Burntisland but will it need extra security? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidthebaw Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Always thought she wasn't human, never mind a female. Julian Clary's let himself go a bit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 This is really starting to get my goat! There seems to be a belief from the general public that ScotRail have an unlimted supply of carriages locked away in some secret bunker somewhere. Not only that but ScotRail are purposely keeping these carriages under lock and key not only to piss off the public but also to deprive the company of a massive increase of revenue. Fucking twats! Nobody believes this. One can only assume that those whining about this apparent misconception are Scotrail drones on the blob. Get yourself a hot water bottle and get away to your bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 You should try to get blown across in your wheelie bin. Got a boat, remember ...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Nobody believes this. One can only assume that those whining about this apparent misconception are Scotrail drones on the blob. Get yourself a hot water bottle and get away to your bed. Fucking wish! 45k to drive a train backwards and forwards for 8hrs a day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 This is really starting to get my goat! There seems to be a belief from the general public that ScotRail have an unlimted supply of carriages locked away in some secret bunker somewhere. Not only that but ScotRail are purposely keeping these carriages under lock and key not only to piss off the public but also to deprive the company of a massive increase of revenue. Fucking twats! Even if they did have spare carriages, some of the stations don't have big enough platforms to take trains any longer than they already are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Even if they did have spare carriages, some of the stations don't have big enough platforms to take trains any longer than they already are. This as well Fucking twats! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Can someone change the thread title I keep reading it as "Forth Bridge Slut" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Even if they did have spare carriages, some of the stations don't have big enough platforms to take trains any longer than they already are. Strange as it may seem, there are these things called doors that interconnect between the carriages, where there is a problem there is a solution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Even if they did have spare carriages, some of the stations don't have big enough platforms to take trains any longer than they already are. I've seen in the past a train stopping for a few minutes, then driving forward a few yards and stopping again so that people can board carriages near the rear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I've seen in the past a train stopping for a few minutes, then driving forward a few yards and stopping again so that people can board carriages near the rear. What a story Mark!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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