Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Only if you serve desert on your girlfriend.You might get a Gobi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/dec/14/girlfriend-enlarged-breasts-turn-on-not-sure-what-to-do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Wait a minute, Billy Connelly's wife giving advice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Weekly column. There's some funny shit in there. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/feb/25/girlfriend-wears-celebrity-mask-sex Mr Bairn should write to her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I was wondering (for a friend) if he's got a right drippy nose & some mistletoe an there's the fit office bird an the not so fit one, should I, I mean should he kiss em both? Lemsip O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 You might get a Gobi. Do you not need to go to Ibrox for that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Weekly column. There's some funny shit in there. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/feb/25/girlfriend-wears-celebrity-mask-sex Mr Bairn should write to her I think he already has - http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/may/06/girlfriend-has-other-partners-jealous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Falkingham Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 (edited) Fell in love years ago when I was younger, she was mine and we were sweethearts. Days were shite always fighting then at night fell in love again. no one made me sadder but no one else could lift me high above Edited January 14, 2016 by God Falkingham 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Falkingham Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Cant find her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Falkingham Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Three words: Birthday caird pish. When I find her we'll get a brand new start 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Fùck off, Donny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Falkingham Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 I’m in love with a fairytale Even though it hurts .Cause I don’t care if I lose my mind; I’m already cursed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Falkingham Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 *violin solo* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Falkingham Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 9 degrees isn't exactly what I'd call warm Ruggy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 This is definitely Donny. You can tell it's a virgin posting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Falkingham Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My name is Alexander Rybak but you can call me A-dog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Falkingham Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 image.jpeg i don't get the reference, please gmail me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 With Valentine's Day just around the corner, thought I'd give this a bump. Will you be treating your significant other to a reservation at the Dorsia or some BP garage flowers? Have you ever dumped a girl the week before Valentine's Day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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