Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Why don't more people just move to the '82' area? These things are simple when you just apply a bit of logic. Have loads of 50 year olds moved in near you recently, so they don't feel middle aged? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Have loads of 50 year olds moved in near you recently, so they don't feel middle aged? Very few of them could afford the property prices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 So did the op go through with it? Yes, she lost her scarf the morning before I presented her with her new, better one so I got some bonus serendipitous brownie points for that. She bought me a Scrabble set which was a bit weird but I liked it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I'm 27 you snivelling, thumbed shitehouse. How embarrassing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Very few of them could afford the property prices. Nice. That must be some retirement village. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I don't know about Dundee life expectancy, but in Glasgow it reportedly varies from 53 to 82 depending on the area you live in. Which would mean I'm not far off middle-aged at 31. Doesn't matter in Glasgow. When you die you get to come back and carry on as before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I had to tell my GF she was getting fat and it was starting to annoy me. Wasn't an easy conversation at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Actually fat or that 'fat' guys moan about where they aren't at all? Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 My own girlfriend has been putting a bit of weight on too. The weight doesn't really annoy me as I'm only 99% perfect myself but what does annoy me is her constant moaning about it and "gym starts tomorrow" type posts on Facebook only for me to go in from work to find her lying in bed with an empty 6 pack of Cream Eggs next to the bed. Luckily we've been together long enough that's it's just a case of mentioning this to her or laughing at her woe-is-me comments. Doesn't change anything but let's me feel I've got my point across. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) Well Throbber you know what they say... A single girl sees what's in the fridge and heads to bed - an attached girl sees what's in the bed and heads to the fridge! Being serious tho, is it just a wee bit or a lot? might be a whole load of reasons causing it - stress etc. Even the fact it's been dark nights due to winter, some folk tend to eat "stodgier" stuff during the winter and less likely to go out walking and running if it's dark and cold. Why not cook some healthy meals for you both and suggest doing some exercise together - a swim or gym session something like that?! Edited February 4, 2016 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 She is a thin framed person and all the weight has gone in her belly and it looks pretty disgusting if I'm honest, the weight is disproportional as she doesn't have a fat face, legs, arms etc like some ladies so it looks pretty weird. I like to drink but i eat pretty healthy and don't put on much weight either way and can keep on top of it, she doesn't drink as much but will go through about 5 packs of crisps no bother at all and its starting to annoy me now. I never snack after my dinner apart from drinking, she will have a fairly large dinner then eat crisps and chocolate etc. Its best just to be harsh and say she is fat and i am thinking of upgrading to a younger girlfriend with a bit more intelligence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I answered some of this above redhead - we eat healthy dinners all the time and go running 4 times a week (occasionally less as the weather can be a factor but we do stick quite well to it) plus she walks to and from work which is a fair effort so I'm not sure what contributes to the fat. Its not a lot no, if she cut out the crisps and everything unhealthy for about a month it would be all gone. Its not so much the weight its just the flabbiness at the belly, i doubt the weight will have gone up that much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 throbber I think you should tell your girlfriend that you are sharing this on a football forum. It might solve the issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 When you are perfect, like throbber and I, you can afford to offer these opinions. I can't stand people that let themselves go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 throbber I think you should tell your girlfriend that you are sharing this on a football forum. It might solve the issue. I have been cruel enough to her for one day! People are quick to tease me when I put on weight but there seems to be some unwritten rule that you can't have a joke with a woman about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Throbber, you should walk up to her, rub her stomach and say "when's it due?" Women love that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 This lassie must be dirty as anything, Throbs. You don't seem to like her too much. If so, I'm sure there are plenty of P&Bers you could introduce her to, if you want shot without too much drama 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Throbber is the worlds worst poster on any forum ever. Now now dear I have told you to stop following me on social media. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Throbber is the worlds worst poster on any forum ever. TBF you are only 15 posts in, so it's a bit early to judge what heights you can reach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 What a load of bollocks Valentine's Day is. My bird said she didn't care for it last year which was great. Now she wants to 'celebrate' it. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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