1320Lichtie Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I'm encouraging a young man to enjoy his youth and not be a thumbed little jessie who will grow old to resent the little shitehouse he once was. Difference between being thumbed and not cheating!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Difference between being thumbed and not cheating!! Are you still seeing that bird that was bring weird about coming round to yours a few months ago then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Difference between being thumbed and not cheating!! You'll understand one day, sadly it'll be too late. Enjoy the self hatred in later life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 You'll understand one day, sadly it'll be too late. Enjoy the self hatred in later life. Whit a bizarre thing to say. If he has a bird I don't think he should do that, that's all. If he doesn't like his bird then fair enough, fire in with the other and get his bird to f**k. Are you still seeing that bird that was bring weird about coming round to yours a few months ago then? Nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Whit a bizarre thing to say.No it's not. Go out and shag everything. Would you like to know what is bizarre though?WhitHave a fucking word, jessie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Lichtie is spot on here. If you want to rifle into the other woman then go for it, but dump your girlfriend first. If you don't want to be with her and want to wire in to someone else then just break up with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 His missus has fucked off to be pumped by another regions men, I'm fairly certain he can pump the side lassie then inhabit the formers vagina for the rest of his life if he sees fit. This whole 'don't cheat' thing is very, very metrosexual and, IMO, why the World is collapsing. Fucking grow a set and throw them about, you jessies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Get head off the side bird, that's not cheating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Get head off the side bird, that's not cheating. Do people this side of the Atlantic refer to it as head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Do people this side of the Atlantic refer to it as head?Heid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Heid. In reference to oral sex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 In reference to oral sex. I never assumed it was an Americanism. Maybe you could go and find out then let us all know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Do people this side of the Atlantic refer to it as head? Gammy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I have always assumed it was an Americanism and it surprises me that you use that term of phrase when you admitted to being from the ferry. Maybe moving to Edinburgh has made you more continental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I have always assumed it was an Americanism and it surprises me that you use that term of phrase when you admitted to being from the ferry. Maybe moving to Edinburgh has made you more continental. Quite possibly. Although I never admitted being from the ferry, I said I lived near it. I'll chalk that up as another one of your Walter Mitty tales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still I'm still Skidmarks from the ferry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 This has all got very serious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 This has all got very serious The Internet - serious business. And don't you forget it, love rat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 His missus has fucked off to be pumped by another regions men, I'm fairly certain he can pump the side lassie then inhabit the formers vagina for the rest of his life if he sees fit. This whole 'don't cheat' thing is very, very metrosexual and, IMO, why the World is collapsing. Fucking grow a set and throw them about, you jessies. If you would be happy for your girlfriend to go and shag other guys that's perfectly fine and you an do the same, but I think most people wouldn't be a fan of their partner getting smashed by random others all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Pumping a bird you work with will only end up in all sorts of awkwardness. Been there, done that. Unless you're in a position to fire her the following day on some trumped up misdemeanour. If so, go for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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