ICTChris Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 My wife is raging at me for spending too much time at work and not being interested in anything at home. We are either going to get divorced or have kids and live our life to a montage of that shite Cats in the Cradle song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 get her pumped. If you can get it up, if not you're a guilt (un)ridden shame of a man who should quit society and go live with Wunfy. The correct answer Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You can tell Deeboys one of those middle aged men deeply unhappy with his lot in life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 My wife is raging at me for spending too much time at work and not being interested in anything at home. We are either going to get divorced or have kids and live our life to a montage of that shite Cats in the Cradle song. Just leave a key under the mat, we'll take things from here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You can tell Deeboys one of those middle aged men deeply unhappy with his lot in life ^^^^ This. One other bit of advice from me. Don't listen to Zen or Mozza. Of course if you need to be told that you're already fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You can tell Deeboys one of those middle aged men deeply unhappy with his lot in life Yeah I think he might have had a couple of bad experiences with women cheating on him. Seems like a genuine "they're just snakes with tits" character from his posts here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 If you're ever getting tempted into doing something like that go and have a quick tug Buddie. It will suddenly make the whole proposition seem incredibly stupid and put you off, it'll probably even put you off doing anything with your girlfriend for a bit, but that'll be fine, cause you've not went and been a wee cheating bass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So, we're taking Buddie and Deeboy seriously, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Cheating on your significant other is one of life's true pleasures. Like the rush of extreme sports or drugs. Or so my wife tells me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Cheating on your significant other is one of life's true pleasures. Like the rush of extreme sports or drugs. Or so my wife tells me. I'm glad that I satisfied her. Mozza can speak for himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I'm glad that I satisfied her. Mozza can speak for himself. She loves creepy, wee, old guys who lose their temper on internet forums, so you were her ideal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I shat where I eat a few months ago and there is no awkwardness at allYou don't count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So did the op go through with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You never satisfied me. Now you tell me! She loves creepy, wee, old guys who lose their temper on internet forums, so you were her ideal. On that basis she'll be ideal for you in a few years time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Now you tell me! On that basis she'll be ideal for you in a few years time. I'm not wee and I reserve losing my temper for the offline world. Otherwise you are correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You can tell Deeboys one of those middle aged men deeply unhappy with his lot in life I'm 27 you snivelling, thumbed shitehouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 *awaits 27 is middle aged in Dundee joke* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Smee Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 27? Well done on making it past the life expectancy in Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 *awaits 27 is middle aged in Dundee joke* I don't know about Dundee life expectancy, but in Glasgow it reportedly varies from 53 to 82 depending on the area you live in. Which would mean I'm not far off middle-aged at 31. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I don't know about Dundee life expectancy, but in Glasgow it reportedly varies from 53 to 82 depending on the area you live in. Which would mean I'm not far off middle-aged at 31. Why don't more people just move to the '82' area? These things are simple when you just apply a bit of logic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.