BFTD Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Congratulations on your first stalker, Throbs. Impressive work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Throbber, you should walk up to her, rub her stomach and say "when's it due?" Women love that. I wouldn't do that as she wants children off me - I'm just worried the child will inherit her intelligence or her lazy fat attitude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Throbber as a parent. We're all fucked, lads. Game's a bogey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I am very good around children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Is that what it said on your last report? "Throbber has been very good around children since his release" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Throb'll Fix-It 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 This is a conversation that's never going to end well throbber would probably cop less flak if you called her old boy a groomer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 It obviously didn't end well but you need to tell people when they're getting fat so they do something about it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 She might not be as bad as you think, get a pic posted and allow us to offer advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I'll get one tomorrow when she comes out the shower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Let us know 60 secs in advance so we get get a semi ready in advance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 It obviously didn't end well but you need to tell people when they're getting fat so they do something about it! Stay away from you, you mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Stay away from you, you mean? And perhaps cut down on the crisps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Throbber, you should walk up to her, rub her stomach and say "when's it due?" Women love that. I once done that to a lassie in a nightclub (we grew up together, not just some random) she went mental and stormed off. Turns out she was just fat. It never really, she actually was pregnant. Dundee, ahe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I am very good around children. BEAST type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 What a load of bollocks Valentine's Day is. My bird said she didn't care for it last year which was great. Now she wants to 'celebrate' it. f**k off. Getting serious by the sounds of it, or she is! ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I once done that to a lassie in a nightclub (we grew up together, not just some random) she went mental and stormed off. Turns out she was just fat. It never really, she actually was pregnant. Dundee, ahe? Thats just women for you - if you went up to a guy and rubbed his belly and made a joke its laughs all round but women always end up acting like, well women really. pffft! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 My daughter said to me at 5am this morning, I'll use your squishy tummy as a comfy pillow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Getting serious by the sounds of it, or she is! We are quite serious to be fair, going away for 6 weeks together in summer will make or break us though! I just don't think I'm romantic. Taking her out for dinner anyway but she wants some sort of cuddly toy or something f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Thats just women for you - if you went up to a guy and rubbed his belly and made a joke its laughs all round but women always end up acting like, well women really. pffft! I'm guessing you'd get thumped or pumped more often if you went around doing that to strange men I'll leave you guessing about which you'd get from me, big boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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