BFTD Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 My daughter said to me at 5am this morning, I'll use your squishy tummy as a comfy pillow! Better than being used as a trampoline, I'll wager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I'm guessing you'd get thumped or pumped more often if you went around doing that to strange men I'll leave you guessing about which you'd get from me, big boy I wouldn't do it to someone i didn't know obviously! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I wouldn't do it to someone i didn't know obviously! Spoilsport 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Has it reached the stage where you can only do doggy with the lights of yet throbber? If not she's not that fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Better than being used as a trampoline, I'll wager. That's another favourite pass time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Has it reached the stage where you can only do doggy with the lights of yet throbber? If not she's not that fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Has it reached the stage where you can only do doggy with the lights of yet throbber? If not she's not that fat. In throbber's relationship it won't be him that demands the light off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 throbber I think you should tell your girlfriend that you are sharing this on a football forum. It might solve the issue. Aye, he wouldn't need to look at her fat stomach ever again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Aye, he wouldn't need to look at her fat stomach ever again. Yeah, that was the point I was making but I think it was a little to subtle for our throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Yeah, that was the point I was making but I think it was a little to subtle for our throbber. You are just jealous because you can't get an erection without viagra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 You are just jealous because you can't get an erection without viagra. Doubt that would work either. BTW your patter is terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Doubt that would work either. BTW your patter is terrible. It was a low blow - apologies ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 It was a low blow - apologies ! Too little too late pal. I have been inconsolable since your previous post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 It was a low blow - apologies ! Doubt that would work either. Nice of the lad to offer, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 ^^^Planning to surprise Throbber with a donkey punch. Two-birds/One stone. I admire your efficiency David B) Sakes. Trust you not to be able to hold your water! Happy Birthday, Throbs; sorry someone had to ruin the present 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Too little too late pal. I have been inconsolable since your previous post. I am a monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 In other news, the Titanic has hit an iceberg. Were there any survivors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Cowdenbeath man reacts badly to being dumped. Goes on arson and robbery spree before being arrested in a bush in Cowdenbeath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 On Sunday I had to spend TWO HOURS shopping for a new kitchen, including a fifteen minute discussion* about whether the new worktops should have round or beveled edges. Where did it all go wrong? *if you can call me repeatedly stating 'I don't give a f**k' in a monotone basis for a discussion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Monster i love this sort of thing, loved shopping for stuff for my flat when i first moved in and these little things matter. Bevelled edges are probably safer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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