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Dundee v Dundee United (Non Deluded Dee's Return)


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I hope your "happy" new year wishes to the dabs translates as them - Accumulating 10 more points between now and the end of the season and a mediocre start to their championship campaign?

Goes without saying, pal.

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Not looking forward to this match.

Can see United raising their game and getting either a win or a draw. Dundee have been pretty poor recently, other than the Hamilton win, which shadowed the poor form. Was probably a good thing the Celtic game was called off, a heavy defeat there wouldn't have helped.

Think ill give betting on this game a miss, hope Dundee get the win though.

Dundee FC v Dundee United – Scotland Premiership

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Rise Dundee FC. The chance in just over 24hrs to unofficially relegate this repugnant tangerine filth. Years of being thrown from the top team in the City many have said. A chance to shift the tectonic plates of Dundonian football, and cast a wave of shock around East Angus and beyond. The Dark Blue rule the city once more.

Stand up and be counted players. Go right through these c***s from the off. Don't give the vermin a second on the ball. Batter them, bruise them, dismember them. Ram the victory down their throats - although the throats of blubber brothers Danger and Lorraine Kelly are well used to gargantuan amounts thrown down, that's for sure.

Watch the Derry celebrations at the end, and see the delightful mocking of Gibbys offensive barnet - hidden amongst the throngs of woman and children in Tangerine who make up 91% of their swarm of shit. If only it was crowds of United fans on the Titanic, many more could have made it on the lifeboats and saved.

Don't dare lose this, or you shall be cast as perpetual shitebags, and it may well cause a furious response. There's your fucking teamtalk.

Make no mistakes Derry citizens. The manic goal celebrator you see in the Derry will be the non-deluded-one.

FTA.

Can't wait until your meltdown tomorrow.

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Lorraine Kelly

Don't mistake her for a mound of Jelly

The cup final fan

No stranger to the frying pan

She must keep some tears for tomorrow

The trip back to Angus will be in sorrow

:lol:

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Not looking forward to this match.

Can see United raising their game and getting either a win or a draw. Dundee have been pretty poor recently, other than the Hamilton win, which shadowed the poor form. Was probably a good thing the Celtic game was called off, a heavy defeat there wouldn't have helped.

Think ill give betting on this game a miss, hope Dundee get the win though.

Dundee FC v Dundee United Scotland Premiership

Nobody cares about your shite blog.

Whilst I agree United might raise their game the whole 'Dundee have been poor - Hamilton win aside' is laughable, too.

Have United been phenomenal but just been getting pie'd every week?

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Nobody cares about your shite blog.

Whilst I agree United might raise their game the whole 'Dundee have been poor - Hamilton win aside' is laughable, too.

Have United been phenomenal but just been getting pie'd every week?

They're playing better under Mixu despite winning more points per game under Jackie, apparently

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Lorraine Kelly

Don't mistake her for a mound of Jelly

The cup final fan

No stranger to the frying pan

She must keep some tears for tomorrow

The trip back to Angus will be in sorrow

Not wishing to be a pedant but she lives in Fife...

Shiteing it. Couldn't stomach getting pumped by these cuntos.

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