kennysmassiveego Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just switched from eating pheasant to venison absolute game changer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 25 minutes ago, kennysmassiveego said: Just switched from eating pheasant to venison absolute game changer I found venison a little deer... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: I found venison a little deer... Depends where they're cervine it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 It all starts so innocently ...mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies. But before you know it they're adding raisins and marsh mallows , it's a rocky road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 See those black people that sing in churches in America??I wouldn't take it as gospel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 On 8/15/2017 at 21:51, McQuade said: Don't get that one tbh Alternative comedy. For the younger, edgy-er crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 I was given some sudoku toilet paper . It didn't work . I could only fill in the number 1's and 2's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Did you hear about the constipated ajgebraist? He had to work things out with a pencil and a protractor... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) Two cats were swimming the channel , one was called " one two three ' the other "un duex trios" Who won ? One two three because un duex trios cat sank Edited August 17, 2017 by kennysmassiveego Spelling ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday. He says it's the most violent book he's ever read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I made a documentary about wines and spirits in Scotland, it went straight to OVD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Insomnia is awful . But on the plus side ..only 3 more sleeps till Christmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 What`s pink and smells of ginger. Fred Astaire`s cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer ? A hooker can wash her crack again and sell it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 probaby NSFW but what's the difference between a mexican snack and a lesbian? one's a fajita, the other's a vag eater... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Distant Doonhamer said: What`s pink and smells of ginger. Fred Astaire`s cock. Thought I was old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You are. I don't remember what Fred Astaire's cock smells like, I was very young I'll have you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I don't remember what Fred Astaire's cock smells like, I was very young I'll have you know. Do you remember the pudding on his top hat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Do you remember the pudding on his top hat? As I said, I was very young. Potty training wasn't going too well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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