buchan30 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's the difference between a methil woman and a washing machine?A washing machine doesn't spit your load out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Raidernation said: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck! #americanjoke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's the odd one out in this list? A washing machine, a fridge, a microwave oven and a woman. Answer - the microwave oven, because it doesn't drip all over the floor when it's fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 #americanjoke To translate it we'd need to somehow make it about the testicles of 20th century poet Ezra pound and that's only going to work on a very niche audience. Let's not bother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Pirate: I have moles on me back aaarrrghh.Doc: It's ok, they're benign.Pirate: Count again, I think there be ten! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 3 hours ago, GordonD said: What's the odd one out in this list? A washing machine, a fridge, a microwave oven and a woman. Answer - the microwave oven, because it doesn't drip all over the floor when it's fucked. Or... What's the difference between an oven and a woman? An oven doesn't fart when you put the meat in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Pirate: I have moles on me back aaarrrghh.Doc: It's ok, they're benign.Pirate: Count again, I think there be ten! Bravo Sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Fide said: #americanjoke And I'm in America, you got a problem with that? Are you racist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 If you don't know what introspection is .....you need to take a long hard look at yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 To the person that stole 100 cans of Red Bull from my shop!!!I don't know how you can sleep at night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Raidernation said: And I'm in America, you got a problem with that? Are you racist? It's because you used obscure American terms like 'buck' that Fide didn't understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 My friend has been sacked from his taxi job.The customers didn't appreciate him going the extra mile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet? Ye think it be r but it actually be the c 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's a pirate's nightmare blind date? A sunken chest and no booty! Yarrrrrrr! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What did the pirate say a year after his 79th birthday Aaaarrr matey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Why are pirates pirates? Because they Arrrr! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Why was the pirate arrested? Because he was arrr serial sex offender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 A pirate is walking along the road when a passerby asks, "Where are your Bucaneers?"."Under this buckin hat". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: How do you make a pirate angry? Take away the p. I stared blankly at that one for a good hour before I got it. Kudos. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Cheers Reader's Digest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: How do you make a pirate angry? Take the p. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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