Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 A snowman says to his pal 'can you smell carrots?' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 I was going to have buck's fizz for breakfast but I'm having trouble making my mind up. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed.You mean advocaat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 42 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed. You've made a bols of that. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Eggy Nog Nog. .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 3 hours ago, The DA said: I was going to have buck's fizz for breakfast but I'm having trouble making my mind up. True story, that was number 1 the day I was born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, philpy said: 56 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed. You mean advocaat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 You mean advocaat. You've made a bols of that.Thats what i get for not double checking that before i posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 How do welsh people eat cheese? Caerphilly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 33 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: How do welsh people eat cheese? Caerphilly Gouda here with cheese jokes. Still, tons left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Obviously a few Xmas crackers getting pulled today... (Q) Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? (A) Because he was a little shellfish (Q) What athlete is warmest in winter? (A) A long jumper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Amazed to find it's a year since I looked at this thread. After reading some of the jokes, amazed to find it's not longer than a year since I looked at this thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Amazed to find it's a year since I looked at this thread. After reading some of the jokes, amazed to find it's not longer than a year since I looked at this thread. Sorry mate.... I'll tell the missus not to buy any more Xmas crackers from Aldis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 On 24/12/2019 at 14:14, throbber said: On 24/12/2019 at 14:26, Hamish's Passenger said: Poor behaviour imo. He only needed to put back £2 odd worth of shopping. On 24/12/2019 at 14:32, throbber said: That would make the joke significantly less funny. Impossible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 20 hours ago, buchan30 said: Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed. Ah, the rejected first line from Wham's festive hit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 10 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Impossible ok Sadjack let'us here your best, I've been pulled up for this before and came out with a two greener. Match THAT!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Man lying on the ground. Concerned passer by, "Did you fall?" Man lying on the ground, "No, I'm just trying to break this bar of chocolate in my back pocket." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Man lying on the ground. Concerned passer by, "Did you fall?" Man lying on the ground, "No, I'm just trying to break this bar of chocolate in my back pocket." Chic Murray lives. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, The DA said: Chic Murray lives. I've a dvd of him somewhere. Got it for Christmas/birthday one year from my brother. He's very good at giving me Scottish stuff for Christmas/birthdays. Although this year I got a gift token, and it wasn't even tartan... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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