Hamish's Passenger Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Poor behaviour imo. He only needed to put back £2 odd worth of shopping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Poor behaviour imo. He only needed to put back £2 odd worth of shopping. That would make the joke significantly less funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?I’ve never paid a lentil to pee in my face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?I’ve never paid a lentil to pee in my face. You have fucked the punchline ip 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Hope there's decent broadband in Lapland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"? Santa walking backwards! What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 A snowman says to his pal 'can you smell carrots?' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 I was going to have buck's fizz for breakfast but I'm having trouble making my mind up. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed.You mean advocaat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 42 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed. You've made a bols of that. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Eggy Nog Nog. .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 3 hours ago, The DA said: I was going to have buck's fizz for breakfast but I'm having trouble making my mind up. True story, that was number 1 the day I was born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, philpy said: 56 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed. You mean advocaat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 You mean advocaat. You've made a bols of that.Thats what i get for not double checking that before i posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 How do welsh people eat cheese? Caerphilly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 33 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: How do welsh people eat cheese? Caerphilly Gouda here with cheese jokes. Still, tons left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Obviously a few Xmas crackers getting pulled today... (Q) Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? (A) Because he was a little shellfish (Q) What athlete is warmest in winter? (A) A long jumper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Amazed to find it's a year since I looked at this thread. After reading some of the jokes, amazed to find it's not longer than a year since I looked at this thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Amazed to find it's a year since I looked at this thread. After reading some of the jokes, amazed to find it's not longer than a year since I looked at this thread. Sorry mate.... I'll tell the missus not to buy any more Xmas crackers from Aldis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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