alta-pete Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 46 minutes ago, GordonD said: Two fish in a tank. One says, "You drive and I'll fire the gun." There’s a PnB specific joke in there for someone (cleverer than me) about something something self propelled gun… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 If you go for a dump tonight before midnight and finish after midnight it will be a different year, same shit. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? I.C.U 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 My mate is in A&E after swallowing some lego. The doctors aren’t worried, but he’s shitting bricks. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 Old Lang Sign 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 I see they're having trouble putting the lid on Pele's coffin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 I have a friend who worships certain shades of blue. He's a cyantologist. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer. But I’m not impressed. I’ve had a canon printer for years. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Next time you see a dirty Iveco van you know what to do!!! 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theatom Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Oldie but always worth a re-telling… Nine Wells maternity and the couple have a new baby boy. Wifey -’what should we call him’ Hubby ‘Nathan’ Wifey ‘Naw! We need to call him somethin’” 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oldbitterandgrumpy Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Forgot to empty my catheter bag before I went into the sauna. It really boiled my piss. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Probably not real or true but still gave me a giggle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Knew a girl with a sea shell tattoo on her inner thigh, if you put your ear to it you could smell the sea . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 12 minutes ago, Arthur daley said: Knew a girl with a sea shell tattoo on her inner thigh, if you put your ear to it you could smell the sea . She sells sea shells on the sea? Sure! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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