Raidernation Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 Didn't you ask them if they do liver?That’s an offal joke! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Raidernation said: That’s an offal joke! Kidney be bothered reading it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Eednud said: Kidney be bothered reading it. Just read it, in fact do all it entrails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 That’s the lung and the short of it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 That’s the lung and the short of it!No just a load of tripe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 I asked the doctor if he could give me something for my liver. He gave me half a pound of onions. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Eednud said: I asked the doctor if he could give me something for my liver. He gave me half a pound of onions. I asked for something for wind. He gave me a kite. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 You guys should have your names up in lights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 I walked into a Chemist and noticed that there was a big axe on the counter I asked the Chemist "What is the axe for?" He replied - "Splitting headaches" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 2 hours ago, GordonD said: You guys should have your names up in lights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 I went in to Specsavers the other day, never guess who I bumped into? Spoiler Everyone. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 .. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bishop Briggs Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Just been to Tescos with the wife. Right out of the blue she says "You're one lazy b*****d" Well. I nearly fell out of the trolley. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 I've been to the doctor, and said "Everytime I stand up, I see Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck". He asks me, "and how long have you been having these Disney spells?" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 If anyone would like a list of all the famous Bugs Bunny quotes, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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