Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just now, Dee Man said: Sorry Mr Archer, but I am in the funeral parlour so whapping them out for a selfie would be slightly inappropriate. However I have a picture saved to my phone that you might like. Do you like hairless twats/baldy c***s? Hide contents It appears that you have had an accident, should have gone for a C section. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 "I'm *insert personality trait* and I'm owning it" What the utter f**k does this even mean? My bird came away with that one on Friday, and was almost binned on the spot. Unacceptably shite patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Ball-park figure. As old as the hills, but heard again last week and still got the boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Date night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Date night. ^^^ Lonely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 13 hours ago, Latino Lover said: Date night. And for the children: play date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 On 12/11/2016 at 21:37, jupe1407 said: "I'm *insert personality trait* and I'm owning it" What the utter f**k does this even mean? My bird came away with that one on Friday, and was almost binned on the spot. Unacceptably shite patter. Just out of interest, what was her personality trait? If it was "sassy", that would indeed justify the instabin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 14 hours ago, Latino Lover said: Date night. ^^^prefers to call it "love making night"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Just out of interest, what was her personality trait? If it was "sassy", that would indeed justify the instabin. Nothing that interesting. Being a bit of a geek. She also watches X Factor and has come close to using a few of Nicole Scherzinger's atrocious attempts at banter, hopefully in jest. Skating on thin ice imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Anyone using the word "like" in a sentence without expressing admiration for something/ someone... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Anyone using the word "like" in a sentence without expressing admiration for something/ someone... This is my current bugbear with my teenage lassies (my son seems more immune). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Angusfifer said: Anyone using the word "like" in a sentence without expressing admiration for something/ someone... Sentences like that are like a pile of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Got the t-shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Why do people say lit instead of like? You're no American. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyaccies Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Why do people say lit instead of like? You're no American. Even Americans don't say lit it's only scottish people...[emoji17] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Even Americans don't say lit it's only scottish people...[emoji17] Nah you see pure Yanks saying "it was so lit [emoji91][emoji817][emoji817]"Make me physically sick either way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 This thread is very therapeutic for me. I was born a few generations too late, I can't hack these young p***ks today.I was at work the other day and someone mentioned something about 'smilies' in a message. To which someone piped up "I can't believe you said smilies, don't you know it's an emoji, haha"Proper rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 "Selfies" Fuckin hate it, no even sure why. The fact that these people think no one took a photo of themselves. Ever. Until mobile phones had cameras 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: "Selfies" Fuckin hate it, no even sure why. The fact that these people think no one took a photo of themselves. Ever. Until mobile phones had cameras When I was 16 we were all cutting about with digital cameras. Gimps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, itzdrk said: When I was 16 we were all cutting about with digital cameras. Gimps. And here's me sat thinking about polaroid cameras That wasn't today or yesterday for sure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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