peasy23 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 https://youtu.be/tNY376o2XMY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 "These sheep are small..." Greatest joke ever written 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Criminally underrated IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 (edited) *Ted & Dougal see a ghost and yell in fright* *Ghost is unveiled as Graham Norton; Ted & Dougal scream with unbridled terror* I sometimes work with a lad who hates Father Ted. No, that sentence doesn't make sense to me either. Edit: Graham Linehan's commentaries on the DVDs are worth listening to, BTW. They forgot to include them on the second disc of Series Two that I bought in the States, and I was surprisingly seething Edited March 12, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 "I'm no good at judging the size of crowds, but I'd say there are seventeen MILLION of them out there." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum-ayr Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Father Dougal: Hello Len! Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you little p***k. I'm a bishop! Father Dougal: Oh right. Well done. Father Ted: The Chinese, a great bunch of lads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Patrick Bateman, on 12 Mar 2016 - 20:27, said:Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink! The ending of that episode is probably my favourite moment that didn't have any dialogue. Well, barely any. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 'D'you think you'll ever get married, Ted?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 (edited) Mrs. Doyle: It's a bit much for me, Father. "Feck this" and "Feck that". Ted: Yes, Mrs Doyle. Mrs. Doyle: "You big b*****d." Oh, Dreadful language. "You big hairy arse." "You big Fecker." Fierce Stuff! And of course the F-word father, the bad F-word. Worse then Feck. You know the one I mean. Ted: Yes, I do, Mrs Doyle. Mrs. Doyle: "F you" "F your effing wife" I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this effing pitchfork up your hole" - that was another one. Ted: I see what you mean, Mrs Doyle. Mrs. Doyle: "b*****d this" and "b*****d that". You can't move for the b*****ds in her novels. It's wall-to-wall b*****ds. Ted: Is it Mrs Doyle? Mrs. Doyle: "You b*****d" "You Fecker" "You bollocks! Get your ballocks out of my face." Ted: Yes, you just go and prepare for the nuns. Mrs. Doyle: "Ride me sideways" was another one. Edited March 12, 2016 by Antlion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum-ayr Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Ah, it's yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Waal Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Dougal: "What time is Father Bigley coming Ted?" Ted: "Six." Dougal: "What? Six o'clock?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Are these my feet?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 The ants are back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed. that line had me buckled every time, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Amazed nobody's mentioned My Lovely Horse yet. Struggled for breath watching for the first time when that dream sequence kicked in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 "I love my brick" When they break jack out of the home. The whole episode with the car and the raffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 "What do you say to a cup?" "FECK OFF CUP!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrooge1928 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 "They're coming from all over the country to see the fillum! They're even coming from Gdansk!" "Should we not have a bit of an ould pray? Maybe God will help us in some way. " "He DID kick me up the arse!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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