Wile E Coyote Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Can I admit something here?? I've never hit anyone in my entire life, nor have i been in any kind of fight. Not even in Primary School. I find that hard to believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 OK here's a deal, if I die in the next fortnight I will stop posting. If I don't then you stop posting. If . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Can I admit something here?? I've never hit anyone in my entire life, nor have i been in any kind of fight. I'll kick you in the head if you like. You're free to hit me back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Not even in Primary School. I find that hard to believe Nope. Never. I'd rather hug it out than slug it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 29, 2016 Author Share Posted March 29, 2016 I'm from Musselburgh, Pete. I haven't thought about an eastern boundary tbh. Musselburgh's good imo you should try a day out in Leith for the football I'm sure you'd like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Clearly you haven't seen Biggie's Smudger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Clearly you haven't seen Biggie's Smudger. It looks fucking mental. That stare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Ryan Couser. I'm buckled at this more than anything else on here all year and I've no reason why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 It looks fucking mental. That stare. Half feral m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 That cat can see into my soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Slippery P has had many fights with dogs and had killed at least one person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I haven't lost a fist fight in well over 30 years. How many of you pansies can make that claim eh, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Not quite but I did retire undefeated after a 22 year career on Fight Night 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I knocked out half man half ogre Gary Kenneth with a tasty left right combo so I reckon I present a strong case. I also played 40 mins of a match with a chipped kneecap and hairline fracture across the full knee. This was heavily helped by the magic sponge (and a shit ton of freeze spray) though so I can't take all the credit. All of this is balanced out however by me losing a karate tournament aged 11 to a girl and subsequently refusing to go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I knocked out half man half ogre Gary Kenneth with a tasty left right combo so I reckon I present a strong case. Can you expand on that one? He seems like a real p***k so I'd be interested to hear this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I knocked out half man half ogre Gary Kenneth with a tasty left right combo so I reckon I present a strong case. I also played 40 mins of a match with a chipped kneecap and hairline fracture across the full knee. This was heavily helped by the magic sponge (and a shit ton of freeze spray) though so I can't take all the credit. All of this is balanced out however by me losing a karate tournament aged 11 to a girl and subsequently refusing to go back. Dunno bout hardest but you deserve some kind of trophy for decking the fat arsed DAB c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Can you expand on that one? He seems like a real p***k so I'd be interested to hear this. I can but I have told it a few times and Granny usually threatens me after it fro some reason so I'll expect you to fight him for me should he offer. We all have that 1 mate, soundest guy going, never in a scrap, wouldn't hurt a fly - just an all round decent chap. Well I'm walking around Fatties with this mate as he's looking for his bird. He's got his phone out and is texting while walking. As he's walking up the wee stairs Garry Kenneth grabs his phone out of his hand and throws it down the stairs and starts guffawing. Despite being a sound lad my mate is both a pap and a DAB so he seemed to just accept this behavior and joined in the laughter. I lost the plot at my mates shitebaggery and walloped "Kenza" twice, sending him down like the sack of shite that he is. I then got a pretty serious hiding from a few of his mates but IMO it was worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 That's not being hard, that's being unhinged. #prayforkezza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I can but I have told it a few times and Granny usually threatens me after it fro some reason so I'll expect you to fight him for me should he offer. We all have that 1 mate, soundest guy going, never in a scrap, wouldn't hurt a fly - just an all round decent chap. Well I'm walking around Fatties with this mate as he's looking for his bird. He's got his phone out and is texting while walking. As he's walking up the wee stairs Garry Kenneth grabs his phone out of his hand and throws it down the stairs and starts guffawing. Despite being a sound lad my mate is both a pap and a DAB so he seemed to just accept this behavior and joined in the laughter. I lost the plot at my mates shitebaggery and walloped "Kenza" twice, sending him down like the sack of shite that he is. I then got a pretty serious hiding from a few of his mates but IMO it was worth it. That's shite patter from Kenneth in all honesty. Greenied for stepping in, good sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 Yeah that's a good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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