Ya Bezzer! Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 98% of the people I've punched I was related too and that makes me tougher because they can come back at you any time. A birthday party, Sunday dinner or round my gran's watching Eggheads, any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 98% of the people I've punched I was related too and that makes me tougher because they can come back at you any time. A birthday party, Sunday dinner or round my gran's watching Eggheads, any time. Your kids don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 98% of the people I've punched I was related too and that makes me tougher because they can come back at you any time. A birthday party, Sunday dinner or round my gran's watching Eggheads, any time. Pfft, if I punched someone there would be no chance of a comeback cause they'd be pushing up daisies. That's proper hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 If I get oot ma transit wae ma vest on , you better run like f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Judging by what it did to a mouse I think ShandonPar's moggy is the hardest thing on P&B...! If my cat was about 10% bigger we'd all be fucked. He hates humans and is permanently pissed off that he's too wee to do us any real damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I've heard it on good authority all the Clyde fans on here are pussies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 You used to box at Brad Welsh's place in Chesser didn't you Shandon? Heard good things about a gym he's opened up near Lady Lawson St. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 If my cat was about 10% bigger we'd all be fucked. He hates humans and is permanently pissed off that he's too wee to do us any real damage. That's like our parrot; a permanently seething ball of rage. Can't help but think he's an evil genius in a feeble body, like The Brain. He may have an account on P&B, now I think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Did Slippery P not murder his dad when he was about 10? He's either an utter fantasist or completely unhinged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 You used to box at Brad Welsh's place in Chesser didn't you Shandon? Heard good things about a gym he's opened up near Lady Lawson St. I go there now. It was an underground car park. Massive place - running track and tons of equipment. £4 on the door and about 12 sessions a week - many including pads with Brad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Another vote for Slippery P here. Patricide, dog drowning, and seems permanently pished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 I go there now. It was an underground car park. Massive place - running track and tons of equipment. £4 on the door and about 12 sessions a week - many including pads with Brad. I used to live on West Port and can't think of where it is. Couple of guys I've spoken to rate it though. I went to Holyrood but thought Leith Victoria was better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 That's like our parrot; a permanently seething ball of rage. Can't help but think he's an evil genius in a feeble body, like The Brain. He may have an account on P&B, now I think about it The old boy is at death's door but his notable kills (excluding the usual small birds and rodents) include.. A large crab rabbits Squirrels Magpies Our other cat - he hated his young black and white companion and one night the youngster simply vanished. Rory denied all knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I used to live on West Port and can't think of where it is. Couple of guys I've spoken to rate it though. I went to Holyrood but thought Leith Victoria was better. Spittal Street Lane - you'd never know it was there. Lots of hard work to turn the empty space into a gym. Never been to Leith vic but it has a superb pedigree - was reading the names of a few 'alumni' the other day and there have been some handy boys to emerge from there over the decades! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 "Yae cannae get a hardman fae Edinburgh " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 "Yae cannae get a hardman fae Edinburgh " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Gorgie Boot Boy This man is some boy. - Battered more hobos than 8MileBU (allegedly). - Readily refers to Hibs as 'h1b5' or 'hibvermin' without fear of CCS retaliation. - Calls Kilmarnock 'Sillymarnock' & Cowdenbeath 'cooden hee haws'. - Brave enough to take on 'utter GARBAGE' Hibs posters. - Every Saturday at 11am, a wee bevy awaits him at Tynie Arms where he awaits challengers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 Gorgie Boot Boy was funny. That Gorgie roads take me home post of his was classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Gorgie Boot Boy This man is some boy. - Battered more hobos than 8MileBU (allegedly). - Readily refers to Hibs as 'h1b5' or 'hibvermin' without fear of CCS retaliation. - Calls Kilmarnock 'Sillymarnock' & Cowdenbeath 'cooden hee haws'. - Brave enough to take on 'utter GARBAGE' Hibs posters. - Every Saturday at 11am, a wee bevy awaits him at Tynie Arms where he awaits challengers. He doesn't seem the hospitable sort. Gorgie Boot boy hasn't added any friends yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 "Yae cannae get a hardman fae Edinburgh " That's simpley not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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