Ira Gaines Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 The St. Mirren/Rangers thread is a great reminder that VikingTON was actually a good poster once upon a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Could you not get in the funeral car? This might actually be the best post on P&B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 This might actually be the best post on P&B I waited your approval before giving it a greenie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Could you not get in the funeral car? f**k sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Real Leigh Griffiths. Hands down.I used to have the whole thing in a file at work and printed it off for my mate for his birthday. He left the manuscript in a pub and went back for it the next day to find both barmen reading it and they refused to give it back until they finished it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Terribly cheap birthday present to give a 'mate'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Meh. Coulda spent £100 and he wouldn't have enjoyed it as much.And two barmen got a laugh out of it as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I waited your approval before giving it a greenie. It's deserved, my rigor mortaced old lady would want it this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 This still cracks me up everytime I read it: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/203580-orange-walk-scottish-cricket-thread/page-9 When we left Love Street and moved to the new ground they got some utter w**k on a set of bagpipes and the full tartan regalia that Sir Walter Scott had invented as national dress and we took a tray that the groundsman had obviously prepared earlier which had a sod of turf in it with a white dot representing the centre spot. Then a crowd of us followed the w****r of a piper and his shitty bagpipe screeching down the street to the new ground where the chairman or a lucky dip programme winner then proceeded to put the old centre spot onto the new centre spot. It was fucking shit. I only went on it because the bloke I go to games with had to be in Paisley early to see some auntie of his that had fallen and broken her hip or something. So I went to the march thing and met him at the game. The auntie died a few weeks later, probably from a morphine overdose, which is how most old folk snuff it in hospital. Bed blocking old b*****ds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 In the gold forum I created a thread that was a tribute to lol cat memes that were big at the time. Basically just adding funny text to football pics. Not that amazingly funny but there was one post that was outstanding. Unfortunately the image link is gone but basically it was mark yardley scoring for Albion against Raith. There is no sign of the ball and he's running away grinning with a huge football shaped belly and there several raith players looking on disgusted. Caption was simply NOM NOM NOM. Utter genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 This still cracks me up everytime I read it: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/203580-orange-walk-scottish-cricket-thread/page-9 I always laugh when I read that. Brilliant finish. What did he get binned for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I always laugh when I read that. Brilliant finish. What did he get binned for? Racism. He has unfortunately gone from part time humorous curmudgeon on here to full time racist mental loonball on twitter threatening armed insurrection with his shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I believe cheerio from Chigsie is the top rated post in P and B history... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergazz Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 The night mumsnet was being bombarded by p+b then sparklingbrook got her tits out with p+b scrawled across them.it wasn't up for long but I'm sure somebody took a screenshot.brilliant timing if you were reading along live as the action played out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Swampy's "beast" post is the finest thing I've ever seen on this forum, absolutely sublime. If someone could dig it out, I'd be hugely obliged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I hate to be the barer of bad news, but the pictures in Swampy's post are no longer viewable. Click the speech bubbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 The humpback shagging story is a thing of glory but this is probably my actual favourite: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/201964-alloa-v-pars-pars-v-alloa/page-39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 The Sevco post Mortar Bored was on about was the most greenies i have seen for one post and i have no idea why it hasnt been posted here yet, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I particularly enjoyed the whole Alexandra Burke vote saga, all the way from "ha, ha, funny but will never happen" to well, erm, Alexandra Burke having to play Peterhead. Not so much Waves FM trying to take all the glory though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 In the light of the "Boaty McBoatface" story, the BBC had an article about similar campaigns where the Internet is asked to suggest / vote on something, and it instantly turns into a complete joke. Was quite disappointed Alexandra Burke's trip to Peterhead didn't merit a mention (especially since she actually went, whereas there's no chance that science ship is going to be named Boaty McBoatface). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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