NeilJBrodie76 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Watched the Boaby-Stevie boxing episode earlier. Absolutely hilarious. Going through boxer names Winston "w**k Bruno" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) "See if I wasny gettin oan this bus, ad come over there and ad rip the arms off you ya Wee tit and batter the shite oot yer pal wae thum, you've ripped the Arse oot eh this park ya pair eh inbred freak show b*****ds! Aye no so smart now someone stands up tae ye's eh? Yer skinny Wee arseholes collapse" "Only kiddin" Edited June 1, 2016 by Hibeesbounce75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 "See if I wasny gettin oan this bus, ad come over there and ad rip the arms off you ya Wee tit and batter the shite oot yer pal wae thum, you've ripped the Arse oot eh this park ya pair eh inbred freak show b*****ds! Aye no so smart now someone stands up tae ye's eh? Yer skinny Wee arseholes collapse" "Only kiddin" one of the best scenes in the show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 "Congratulations, Mr Wilson; you're the last person to buy w**k mags from my shop." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieDaquin. Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 When Jack and Victor are headed into town to celebrate being pals for 60 years and blow Winston off at the bus stop: "Mind and hold each other's hands in the town now, it's very dangerous! Victor; keep your purse with you at all times and Jack; if ye need the toilet, you've tae say ye need the toilet! But above all, have a good day, ya couple of pansy, poofy, jessie b*****ds!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 (edited) "Feaches" "Sorry?" "Feaches" "Yes, Feaches to you too" "Naw, a tenner Fae each eh ye's" Jack is my favourite character in it. Edited June 2, 2016 by Hibeesbounce75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 "£50 on Dainty Dandy, Stevie my man" "Hawl, hawd the bus there Eric, £50? Ye lost the bloody place?!" Well it won at 12/1 earlier Stevieeeee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Winston as the pizza delivery boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Bump 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 The part where Jack is dangling from the fence when they're trying to get to the bench 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 only watched this recently as its on Netflix, brilliant show Tam is the best character for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parfecto Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Stuck it on Netflix last night as I haven't watched it for ages. It was the episode where they go to visit their pal who's lost his wife and isn't coping well. The scene where Victor had to empty the pot of piss under the bed in particular had me ridiculously amused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 22, 2016 Author Share Posted July 22, 2016 Stuck it on Netflix last night as I haven't watched it for ages. It was the episode where they go to visit their pal who's lost his wife and isn't coping well. The scene where Victor had to empty the pot of piss under the bed in particular had me ridiculously amused. "Wummin." Definitely in the top 5 episodes for me. "Maybe it's because he doesnae like the mint wans, he only likes the toffee wans." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 My favourite episode is where Jack and Victor win tickets for a meal and then the theatre, where they meet two well-to-do ladies from, I think, Kilmacolm. They end up at a country retreat owned by a posh Army veteran. 'Fly Society' it's called. 'A prrrrrickk of a man!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I was in my local shop last night and was chuckling away when I saw a packet of empire biscuits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 37 minutes ago, TheScarf said: My favourite episode is where Jack and Victor win tickets for a meal and then the theatre, where they meet two well-to-do ladies from, I think, Kilmacolm. They end up at a country retreat owned by a posh Army veteran. 'Fly Society' it's called. 'A prrrrrickk of a man!' That's a brilliant episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Hard to pick a favourite episode. Three that stick out for me other than the one in the country house mentioned abouve are: The one with Stevie the bookie, brilliant scene where Winston is shouting at him and he's putting bookie pens in each of the wee holes in the screen. The one they try to win Shug's speedy bike back from Tam by cheating him at poker with binoculars The one where Robbie Coltrane goes tonto driving the bus. So many good episodes though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Rugster said: Hard to pick a favourite episode. Three that stick out for me other than the one in the country house mentioned abouve are: The one with Stevie the bookie, brilliant scene where Winston is shouting at him and he's putting bookie pens in each of the wee holes in the screen. The one they try to win Shug's speedy bike back from Tam by cheating him at poker with binoculars The one where Robbie Coltrane goes tonto driving the bus. So many good episodes though. This. And the episode where they go on holiday to the Isles, but the borrowed car breaks down as it reaches Dumbarton (as a lot of people do) - Just because Dumbarton features in it, for me, really. Edited July 22, 2016 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 21 hours ago, Rugster said: Hard to pick a favourite episode. Three that stick out for me other than the one in the country house mentioned abouve are: The one with Stevie the bookie, brilliant scene where Winston is shouting at him and he's putting bookie pens in each of the wee holes in the screen. The one they try to win Shug's speedy bike back from Tam by cheating him at poker with binoculars The one where Robbie Coltrane goes tonto driving the bus. So many good episodes though. The return of stevie the bookie was brilliant, right to the end when Winston kicks his fake leg out his window with over 30 grand in it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 On Friday, July 22, 2016 at 10:39, smpar said: "Wummin." Definitely in the top 5 episodes for me. "Maybe it's because he doesnae like the mint wans, he only likes the toffee wans." The wee song they sing at the end to Winstons home help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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